Whoop Here I am

Enjoy the mess that is my blog while I enjoy the mess that is my life. 1996 and still counting.

[omtai]

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[userparamore]

SCHOOL OF ROCK 2003 | dir. Richard Linklater

[birdyboyfly]

Ted Lasso season 4 episode plot where Roy somehow manages to fuck up his knee even more and Jamie and Keeley have to bully him into using a cane

[birdyboyfly]

my roommate has provided the addition that Roy would be against it until someone points out that he could use it to hit Jamie and then he uses a cane with glee

[jainasherself]

Would he customise it Dr House style, or go for a black one?

[birdyboyfly]

I feel like he'd start out with a black one until Phoebe sticks a bunch of stickers and rhinestones on it one day and then he just keeps it like that even though he keeps saying that he's going to take them off

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[bizarrelovesquare]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[trixic-frankenman-deactivated20]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[anxietyproblem]

[tall]

[thememedaddy]