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[bisexualdemondean]

dude 2020 fukin SUCKS. ontop of all this death & disease, thEY TOOK NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP OFF YOUTUBE

Alright. 

well done 

[bisexualdemondean]

[terror-billie]

This is the kind of high-quality prank I want to see on April 1st

[cybercrimer]

forbidden snacks

[lozzlogan]

Edible versions.

Sherbet Bon Bons - Mielcitas - Rock Candy - Edible Dice [from here]

[dinnikeato-deactivated20200520]

re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm

[embrace-your-inner-kid]

Caduceus and his bone flute of death while Jester and Beau try and have a conversation.

[notstevebuscemi]

Found this gem of a review on Amazon tonight.

[compulsivefarmer]

I keep picturing a middle aged woman trying to shoo a bunch of goats away with this and I’m crying from laughing so hard.

[pipistrellus]

doesnt scare goats in the least

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this is an england hate blog

[autisticmoonchild]

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[autisticmoonchild]

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[loreofcardigan]

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rslashrats]

me after sitting on the capitalist toilets for an hour and not being able to feel my own ass

[amagicalduck47]

[wrecktangle]

[wizard0rb]

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

[wizard0rb]

If no one responds then I will have no choice

[wizard0rb]

one sec

[wizard0rb]

here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.

[deborahlutz-blog]

Box for carrying leeches, 19th century.

Source

[fullmetalfisting]

Let’s bring this back

[pileofknives]

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods

[trans-coal]

GUYS!!

[chickenfarmersan]

[controlthewill]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[kitkatcasserole-deactivated2022]

I,,, i hadn’t checked who made te tweet,, it’s so. So much worse than it was before I-

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[yesterdaysprint]

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, December 26, 1946

[columnatus]

yall gotta stop joking about non vaccinated kids like theyre not victims of a specific form of child abuse.

[earlgraytay]

this. and adding on: 

if a parent is so desperate to have a “perfect”, not-disabled child that they’re willing to pull their kid out of school, ignore their doctors’ warnings (or just stop seeing a doctor at all and switch to some unscrupulous tool with a fake degree), and face all the social opprobrium you get from being an anti-vaxxer…

How do you think they treat their actual, imperfect, potentially-disabled children?  

[fjordstan]

the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[whitepeopletwitter]

[veryfunnymemes]