I survived Steven Universe 2013-2019

I fuck about with canons. I make aus, what-ifs, edits.

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I'm antichaggie because Vaggie, a woc, is pulling the emotional baggage of the "relationship" while Charlie gets to play retarded white savior to a population who is stuggling not because they sinned and fell but because her dad is a jackoff pussy whipped diaper baby who can't even run the ring of Pride properly let alone all of Hell

Husk/Angel or Alastor/Angel is ALSO bad because Slag is a pissbaby who refuses to actually change - it's shown all of his progress was because Vox was puppeting him.

And doesn't it say something that those 2/3/4 ships are being carried by a poc while the white person is shown to be useless? And are popular?

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Another Timmy Turner thing. Closer to how he dresses in the canon of the show, but I gave him just a bit more color.

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I'm gonna be that person.

Helluva Boss goes out of it's way to excuse Blitzø's actions. Stolas got punished for the ending the marriage, but where was Stella's punishment for hiring Striker to kill him? Where was Andre's punishment for committing a sham trial? Striker got punished for all of his crimes - stuck with the two creepy assholes. But Stolas lost his money and status, his daughter, all for Blitzø. And I.M.P was almost found guilty because of Blitzø's business model. They were saved by Stolas, at the cost of everything, for Blitzø's ass. The show is in his pov, so that's the excuse. But, so far, his attempts to "do better" have only been shown to hurt everyone around him.

Your brother-figure and sister blame their struggles on you, Blitzø? They have every right to. Accident or not, you caused everything bad that happened after Fizz lost both arms and legs. Via had every right to see Blitzø as a villain - doesn't mean that Stolas deserved a life of Stella - but she only saw him as the one who broke up her family and kept her dad away - seriously, Stolas, TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER.

That's why I don't like him. I like everyone around him.

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Sandra Tennyson nee Wilson. Heir apparent to the Forever Knights throne.

Her family doesn't know about this. It's hidden so far deep in her closet that the skeletons don't know about it. She wants to keep her family safe, regardless of how many are Plumbers or known throughout the galaxy as heroes.

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Chaz would love nothing more than to love Wally out loud. But Wally is a more reserved type with public affection - he's.. got some internalized views on it, due to parts of his small town in Wrath being more, traditional we'll say.

Thankfully though, the two are finding their way around this relationship. Chaz still loves Wally out loud, but now Wally too is becoming more open to accepting and giving the affection in public.

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Cherrisnake is "kill your gays" for straights, the first token straight ship.

Makes me fear for Niffty x Baxter.

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I mean.. congrats on accomplishing this I guess???

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Adult Patch from 101 Dalmatians.

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Fiona Paddlefoot, Phooey Duck & Scrooger McDuck. The "forgotten ones".

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Swap au where, instead of Donald raising Della's sons Huey, Dewey & Louie - Della raises Donald & Storkules' daughters Jet, Turbo & Rebel.

Jet and Turbo look the most stork-like whereas Rebel looks the most duck-like.

Storkules has no involvement in his kids' lives because of Zeus.

Donald is on Mercury, having stopped Della from taking the rocket. Della blamed Scrooge, took the eggs, and left.

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Edited Stitch into Leroy, for a larger shot, but here's him by himself.

I am really proud of this.

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Vance Kent, son of Clark Kent and Lana Lang.

Clearly, Clark's genes had to fight to exist in this boy.

He does have powers. Using the moniker Superkid, he helps his dad protect Metropolis - content with helping get cats or kites out of trees, balls or what have you off of roofs, or just helping the community, he wants to do good.

His grandfather, Jor-El, gave him the Kryptonian name Van-El. And Vance promised to wear the name proudly and do good with it.

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Au ships I have for Young Justice, as I'm most familiar with that show, with their kids in parentheses.

Giovanni Zatara x Sindella Zatara (Zatanna - birth name is Gianni, with Zatanna being a stage name)

Thomas Wayne Jr x Mae Kent (Conner & Jordan - based off the character in Superman & Lois)

Clark x Lana Lang (Vance - based off Van-El from the justice league unlimited episode "the man who has everything")

BatCat (Damian Wayne - based off the iteration in Batman The Brave And The Bold because that is the only acceptable version to me)

DickBabs (John Grayson - younger & Terry McGinnis - he's the older of the two that gets yanked from the present as a baby and thrown into the future like Nathan/Cable, to be raised by his own great nephew Warren after the first iteration of Batman Beyond was a stillborn - Waller works fast, he decides to stay in the future, because it needs a Batman and "someone needs to look out for our family there")

Kara Danvers/Zor-El/Supergirl x Jimmy Olson (no kids yet)

Zatanna/Bart (no kids yet)

Wally/Artemis (no kids yet)

Conner/Donna Troy (no kids yet)

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Tiberius Timothy Turner. Grandson of Timmy Tiberius Turner, through his son the always late to important dates but still makes it Tommy Turner and his wife Dana.

The idea is that Timmy is a much better grandparent than a parent. As for Tiberius, he wants for nothing, so he has no fairy god parents (and even if he did? It wouldn't be Cosmo, Wanda or Poof).

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Headcanon I have for Pentious in my Redesign Version of him:

There never was a Jack the Ripper. He was Jack. The other a manifestation from his time as General. Alastair, Pentious' name in life, having created Jack as a way to cope, save himself from the memories he didn't want.

That last kill? That lady of the night got him instead. Oh sure, Jack was the one committing the crimes - but it was also Alastair who died that night. As Jack drew his last breath, it was Alastair who exhaled it.

Alastair spent decades coping with who he was - being a snake helped. He was a killer, Jack was.. just a mask. He took the name Pentious, because Alastair was a man and he was the monster.

His only wish was that his son Charles would be a better man, a better father, than him.

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Evelyn Paddlefoot, mother of Fiona Paddlefoot.

She's an actor in England, mainly for stage plays. She changed her last name, from McDuck, as soon as she touched the shores of England and has kept it since. Why? She wanted an identity all her own.

She's not stingy with her money, she honestly spoils Fiona a little. Money will only get you so far, and it's the smiles and "I love you"s of her daughter that matter to her.

She has no contact with the other members of her family, mainly for Fiona's safety - as danger follows McDuck's and she doesn't want that life for her daughter - despite naming Gideon McDuck, her youngest brother and Fiona's maternal uncle, the gosling's godfather (he has no idea).

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There's nothing queer about polyamory. The same cultures you spite for killing your gay ass encourage men to have multiple wives of which they abuse. For westerners it's an excuse to avoid commitment and sleep around, ultimately dooming all their relationships to fail because they aren't willing to put an once of effort into making their partner happy. And for society's in which polyamory is normal it is to dominate, control and impregnate as many women as possible.

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Ya know what's kinky?

Monogamy.

Ya know what isn't?

Polyamory.