Jun 11, 2020
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Jon Kent canonly doesn’t have a Kryptonian name yet, and logically they would just make his name Jon-El and call it a day but honestly if they made it to be Van-El I would cry my heart out
Superman: You know, you have so many kids, we should call you Dadman!
Batman: Seriously, Clark?
Superman: Well I mean you do have a lot of kids
Batman: Conner. Jon. Other Jon. Christopher.
Superman: Okay that's like four
Batman: Match. All four Bizarros.
Superman: Hey those don't count they're--
Batman: Hunter. Cir-El. Lara. Other Lara. Zod.
Superman: What the fuck how do you even know about those
Batman: Jason White
Superman: HE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE
Batman: Van-El
Superman: FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION DON'T COUNT BRUCE
Batman: Billy
Superman: Okay no we share custody of Billy you know that