[bifacts]

Im bi and super indecisive. Is it because im bi or just like, ancillary to that?

There’s definitely a correlation between bisexuality and indecisiveness. My recommendation is that if you can’t pick a side, pick a sword. It won’t help with making decisions, but at least you’ll be intimidating and that’s a quality a prospective partner can admire.

[visionaryness]

I can’t decide what kind of sword I want

[bifacts]

Which ever one is stuck in the stone, clearly. So many people see to have skipped the tutorial…

[twitterlols]

[friez-over-guyz-deactivated2018]

THIS IS ART

[bysaestyl]

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

[sseureki]

#two types of wives

[paprika]

[unclefather]

I asked the lady in the drive thru at Wendy’s if it was even “safe” to eat a baconator because there are no vegetables on it and she told me that ketchup is on it and ketchup is tomatoes

[killhitleragain-remade-deactiva]

Tomatoes are fruit.

[unclefather]

Just found out today that Wendy’s employees are paid to lie

[buttastic]

how many other elementary schools had compulsory square dancing lessons

[buttastic]

why the hell is this so universal

[shea]

I’m sorry you had WHAT

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

[boyswanna-be-her]

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

[youremybrandnewday]

Hector

[boyswanna-be-her]

Hector

[deerthing]

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

[greggaraki]

i wrote this

[anexperimentallife]

I feel personally attacked.

[sick-intentions]

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

[thyrell]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[kirikatachibana]

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

[blackberryshawty]

People act as if hating someone is like something that requires energy all the time like no I don’t think about the people I hate until they are brought up and then I’ll be like mid drag of a cigarette like “fuck that hoe”

[honigimohr]

[wnq-writers]

Some days I’m Van Gogh’s Starry Night other days I’m his suicide letter.

souu-h  (via wnq-writers)

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

these pictures were taken in 2017

[studyblr]

you can do this. stop sabotaging yourself and your dreams. there will be risks, there will be stress, but go on and actually pursue what you want to do. you will not regret having tried, all things considered. self-doubt can destroy so much of your life. don’t let it, please.