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[phillipjbenson]

Did a panel again after a million billion years of artblock of my boy Foleyx, reveling in his dark powers

[hyvee]

THE SECOND COMING

oil on masonite

[honeybeecity-deactivated2023072]

[hyvee]

[whatifwekilledgodandwebothgirls]

What in the abselute fuck is masonite . Artist stop putting oil on things

[phillipjbenson]

Did a panel again after a million billion years of artblock of my boy Foleyx, reveling in his dark powers

[ryoki-ph]

straight up become one of my favourite images recently. until we meet again under the dharmic wheel

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[handsmotif]

atheists call it project hail darwin

[competentwoman]

agnostics call it project hail maybe

[milf--adjacent]

Unitarians call it project hail whatever

[tittyinfinity]

Meteorologists call it project hail

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff

[qsycomplainsalot]

God I really don't like how influencers present history. "It's wild that people think Native Americans didn't have metal tools when these [old copper culture tools from the NA Archaic period] exist". The reason why people think that it's that by and large that statement holds true. In a majority of cases smelting was not used by Native American populations, and the metal jewelry and tools we find are worked cold from high purity and very malleable metals found as such in workable quantities. And because native, pure copper is a poor material to make tools and weapons, and because technology is not linear, stone was retained as the material of choice in its stead.

The existence of cold work native copper tools and weapons in one region of Neolithic North America does not make people stupid for thinking Native American pre-Colombus did not use metal tools, that was still largely the case. What needs to be addressed is the idea that this would somehow make their culture inferior, and that working with copper would fix that. It's a very eurocentric point of view.

[ew-ocs]

CLOWN TIME!!!

i love how these came out :)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[hereticalhowler]

My roommate & best friend unfortunately lost her job today; I'm promoting my comms so we have some extra money for bills until she finds something new! I take my commissions most commonly through my vgen, but I also accept payment through Ko-Fi and Paypal, and we can discuss things in dms here or on discord!

More info on what's available under the cut:

My flat rates are:

$25 for icons/busts

$45 for halfbody illustrations

$65 for a full body illustration

I don't have listings for homestuck panels, but that's just because I prefer to price them on a case-by-case basis. The flat rate for panels is $30!

I LOVE making character designs!! My flat rate for one is $50, with the following additional charges:

Half-Body +$25

Full-Body +$50

Unclothed +$10

Add. Outfits $15/each, up to 3

Each character design always gets one base outfit!

[maythray]

grow little orange.. grow big and strong...!!

[eggwishing]

Tidied these run cycles a bit but they;re still rough and unfinished

[youwillnotescape1]

THERE THEY GO THERE THEY GO THERE THEY GO THERE THEY GO

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

come over

[trangoldin]

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

[jennamoran]

who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool

[aniseandspearmint]

WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?

[prfury-lavaca]

It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking

[prokopetz]

I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.

[qsycomplainsalot]

pickles and pork, the devil's sandwich