yee haw hell yea?

28yo She/Her/They Extremely mentally unwell both in general and about Cyberpunk2077 & Final Fantasy XIV. 18+ only, if you're any younger go play neopets.

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[kaaaaaaarf]

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

[kosmogrl]

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[softbutchcowboi]

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

[macabrevampire]

still thinking fondly of people who don't give a shit about me