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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

#fuck #legendary

throughtimeandstarlight

charlesoberonn

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

randomthunk

most foreboding time stamp

petrovalineconstellations

So if for some goddamn reason you still have tiktok? Maybe delete it

This shit is dystopian as fuck

Delete it as soon as you can do not fucking use the app at all

crow-caller

Yeah, so, "TikTok is officially under the control of a cadre of pro-Trump billionaires including Larry Ellison."

#fucking yikes

rocktheholygrail

schtinkybeanz

Let's all go to the movies! Happy Halloween!

#final fantasy 7

damazcuz

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

cutecipher

Gave them a turkey club

smallerfish

reblog and give your unemployed friends a turkey club

perhats

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

idiomagic

My favorite Soviet era joke: Three Russian men were sent by their company to attend a convention in Moscow. All 3 shared a hotel room. Two of them cracked open a bottle of vodka, but the third just wanted to sleep. The two drinkers got louder and louder as the bottle emptied, telling each other political jokes. The third was kept awake, and got angry.

He went outside for a smoke. On his way back to his room, he stopped at the desk and said 'Please send a pot of tea up to room 23.'

The two drunks were still being loud. The third man went in, looked at them, then leaned over to the light socket 'Comrade Major, please send some tea to my room.'

The other men thought this was hilarious...until there was a knock on the door, and a waiter with a pot of tea. They became completely silent, and the third man fell asleep.

When he woke up in the morning, he was alone. He went to the front desk, and asked where his roommates were.

'Well, the KGB came this morning and took them away.'

The man was horrified 'why did they spare me?!?'

"The comrade major thought the tea joke was very funny."

Certified dungeon meshi moment

#dungeon meshi #delicous in dungeon

ampervadasz

mortimermcmirestinks

via @p0tato-kn1shes

april-december

@bunjywunjy’s tags pass peer review too

creatureimages

fat moth

hanayori89

A new WIP coming soon! With Linktober on the horizon, I’m honored to announce a special thanks to @lemonheadart for this cover art! She was professional, prompt and lovely to work with! I recommend checking out her page and of course I recommend celebrating our artists and writers!