Catface is Trans

24, He/Him, chaotic catboy

[clingynepenthes]

Now I didn't expect them to go this far.

[bogleech]

oh my god they really acknowledged that ribombee is based on a brood parasite!?!

[puddlebread]

My Homophobic dog masterpost

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[homunculus-argument]

One of the rarest type of autistic people that I've encountered is the Overly Confident Old Man. The type that exist at the centre of the venn-diagram of autistic traits and the old man insistence that everyone else is wrong. The kind who will insist that they don't take anything too literally, common phrases and figures of speech are fake nonsense that was just made up on the spot by whoever they're currently talking to. Insisting that he doesn't miss social cues, if he ever missed anything he would have noticed it by now. That no, he does not get "overstimulated by normal things", as none of the sounds and things that annoy him count as "normal". His wife does her cross-stitching needlework in the attic because he hates the sound of thread being pulled through fabric. His wife agrees that there is nothing odd about him, all men on his side of the family and hers are exactly like that.

[bacony-cakes]

Gives u a this (it’s me)

wow... a that? for me? yip yip yip yip yip!

[teaboot]

My local grocery store is selling Devil Wears Prada 2 promotional shit in the bath section and while I've never seen the first one I can only imagine this to represent a massive escalation

[gooenthusiast]

No way i‘m the only one that read this as ‚bath salts‘ being the reason why the coffee isn‘t here.

[teaboot]

Cards Against Humanity ass advertisement

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[fizzytrashcan]

[nem23]

[bizarrelittlemew]

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

[theantivancandlehop]

OK, THIS IS PISSING ME OFF.

How come DA:O has waaaaaay more mods than DA2??

And why are Origins mods 99% cool and diversified stuff like...play as a werewolf! dungeons, dungeons & more dungeons! swap your mage staff for a lightsaber! while the DA2 selection is 10% masterpieces and 90% (WITH NSFW FILTER ON!!!):

– Whitewash your companions!

– Facial harmonizations for all: make everyone in Kirkwall ugly af!

– The most horrendous sexy clothes you've ever seen! Not even your local thrift store could imagine something so nefarious!

– Creepy, wax doll facial textures!

– This morph will make your companions soooo hottt 🥵🥵🥵 (they're no longer recognizable)

– EWWW, SCARSSS!!! REMOVE MERRILL'S VALLASLIN AND FENRIS' LYRIUM MARKINGS TO MAKE THEM 💯💯💯💯

– EPIC: AVELINE WILL NO LONGER LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, TRY OUR "KIRKWALL GUARD CAPTAIN – BARBIE REPLACER" NOW!! (The amount of variations for this one disgusts me...God forbid a woman look normal.)

– MAKE BETHANY'S TITS EVEN BIGGER!

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 3 days 19 minutes

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[thatsbelievable]