Lord K

LV21, Earthbound/Mother, Pokemon, Smash and most other Nintendo stuff

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

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Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

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This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[leathery-wings]

@drferox made me think of your love for equines haha

[drferox]

The first lady. Oh my goodness.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Prompt: Everyone's last thoughts before disintegration.

Bayonetta: Dammit, I won’t die he-

Bowser: Not my son! Not my ki-

Bowser Jr.: Dad, I’m sor-

Captain Falcon: I’ve gotta go! Gotta survive! Gotta save the-

Chrom: Not Lucina! Please not-

Cloud: I shouldn’t have lived this long any-

Corrin: I’ll never see my fam-

Daisy: I should have been stronge-

Dark Pit: I deserve a better dea-

Dark Samus: I just wanted to liv-

Diddy Kong: I won’t let DK-

Donkey Kong: I won’t let you touch-

Dr. Mario: I guess I am just a cheap copy after-

Duck Hunt: Not Master! Not-

Falco: Sorry Fox-

Fox: They trusted me to le-

Ganondorf: I ill not bow to fate! I will-

Greninja: Ancestors forgive my weakn-

The Ice Climbers: At least we’re togeth-

Ike: What else could have been-

Incineroar: Son of a-

Inkling: I guess I should have stayed-

Isabelle: Mr Mayor! No-

Jigglypuff: The others! I need to-

Ken: Sorry Eliza, guess I’m not-

King Dedede: I will endure! I will endure! I will-

King K. Rool: This wasn’t might fight. I should have-

Link: I should have protected you all. I’m sorry. I-

Little Mac: Can’t punch my way out of this. I really am useless after-

Lucario: I’ll see you all on the other-

Lucas: I’ll see you soon Claus. See you soon mom. Goodbye Nes-

Lucina: I was never worthy-

Luigi: Guess I am just his shadow after-

Mario: I should have been better to you Luigi-

Marth: For Altea! For my ho-

Mega Man: I won’t go down without a-

Meta Knight: Kirby… you must li-

Mewtwo: I live for my people. I die for them t-

Mr. Game & Watch: I will return-

Ness: I’m sorry Lucas. Sorry Megg-

Captain Olimar: I need to get home to them! They need-

Pac-Man: I won’t let them go alone-

Palutena: Forgive me… my peopl-

Peach: Not my friends! Not-

Pichu: I’m so scared. I’m not read-

Pikachu: Ash!-

Piranha Plant: Lord Bowser! Noooooo-

Pit: Lady Palutena, I failed you-

Pokemon Trainer: It’s okay guys, at least we’re togeth-

R.O.B.: I should have done more-

Robin: Chrom, Lucina, I’m sor-

Rosalina: This was never my fa-

Roy: They were my famil-

Richter: I will not let the Belmont name die he-

Ridley: This ain’t my time! This ain’t my pla-

Ryu: I am sorry, Ken, Chun-li, Mast-

Samus: I wasn’t enough-

Sheik: Not again. Goddess not agai-

Shulk: Got to cast Speed! Kirby has to-

Simon: For God, for home, for fam-

Solid Snake: At least I’m with them-

Sonic: I won’t die her-

Toon Link: Tetra! No-

Villager: Some hero I wa-

Wario: Show’s what I get for sticking my neck out for-

Wii Fit Trainer: What was I thinking, trying to be a her-

Wolf: Heh, and I called Fox the foo-

Yoshi: Mario, Luigi, I’m-

Young Link: Goodbye… everyon-

Zelda: Hyrule, I failed y-

Bonus: Kirby, after the Event

Kirby: Don’t worry guys. I’ll save you. All of you.

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REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

[everythingchoices]

Yup lol

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I still watch VHS sometimes

[lordk1997]

King K Rool Palutena Guidance

Viridi: So this is THE King K Rool in all his glory... Or was it Captain K Rool... or Baron K Roolenstein? Man, this guy’s had more name changes than I’ve had birthdays.

Pit: King K Rool? For a big, scary reptilian king, he gave himself a pretty stupid name

Viridi: He came from a simpler time, Pit. Besides, I doubt you’d have to try that hard to be scary when your rival is a monkey in a tie.

Pit: True, but dumb names aside, I definitely don’t wanna get on the wrong side of those fists, he looks like he could knock me flying!

Viridi: He can also throw that crown he’s wearing like a boomerang, fire some nasty shots with his blunderbuss and use that big ol’ belly of his to absorb damage and throw it back at you!

Pit: Man, he sounds like a real scrapper! But even so, he’s still one of the more tame guys have walked in here.

Viridi: You’re kidding right? This guy’s psychotic!

Pit: Oh c’mon! Like you said, he came from a simpler time... At heart he’s just a big, showboating goofball. He’s not out for world domination or anything.

Viridi: He tried to blow up an island!

Pit: Because the Kong’s sank his island, he probably only did it out of revenge. No ill will after that.

Viridi: Oh yeah? Then why did he steal AAAALLLLL those bananas? He’s a crocodile, he doesn’t need to eat those. And looking at the size of that belly, he doesn’t need to eat anything for a long time! What’s the motive behind that one?

Pit: Well... umm... I don’t know! M-Maybe he just wanted them to starve!

Viridi: ......

Pit: Okay I see your point, this guy is pretty unhinged.

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

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You better believe it motherfucker!

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Reblog attack Luigi to ward of your enemies forever

[snugglebull]

Visit Original Link

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

my boys

[lordk1997]

Ridley Palutena Guidance

Pit: A giant purple dragon? Oh no... I’m not ready for another headache.

Palutena: Don’t worry about that, Pit. Ridley is much less chatty than the Hewdraw, however his actions speak MUCH louder than his words.

Ridley is the leader of a gang of space pirates and takes pride in the destruction he has caused throughout the galaxy. He’s wiped out alien races and even destroyed planets and he still isn’t satisfied with the chaos he has caused!

Pit: What a monster! At least we have Samus here to blast him into next week.

Palutena: I don’t see Samus around, do you?

Pit: Well, no but...

I guess you’re right, we have to deal with him. And we gotta stop him before he smashes up Skyworld! But how?

Palutena: As well as boasting incredible physical strength, Ridley can also spew blazing hot fireballs, drag you across the floor like a ragdoll and his most dangerous weapon is the blade on his tail. That spike isn’t just for show, Pit. If he gets close enough he’ll turn you into a Pit kebab! So be careful

Pit: Does he have any weaknesses that don’t need an arm cannon?

Palutena: From what I can see, when he shoots his fireballs, he leaves his mouth wide open. This makes for a very easy to hit weak point. But I do advise you still be careful going in that close, you don’t want to become a Pit Flambé.

Mmm flambé...

Pit: Lady Palutena,I hate to sound rude but is this really the time to be thinking about food?! There’s a monster on the loose in Skyworld!

Palutena: I saw him lick his lips, Pit. And I’m sure flying through space and slaughtering aliens works up an appetite.

Pit: Stop being ridiculous! I’m not gonna he lunch!

...am I?

Palutena: Well I can’t say for sure what a space monster likes to eat, but I’m sure a fried angel skewer would be great with some space mayonnaise.

Pit: Alright, stop!

[lordk1997]

“Everyone is here, huh? We’ll just see about that!”

“Spankety! Spankety! Spankety!”

[ankle-beez]

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

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[tropiyas]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome To My Platoon

[fruitsoftheape100]

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is THE LIEUTENANT

No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is SARGENT TONGUE

He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is LITTLE MICKEY

The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is MR. RASCAL

He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

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KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Ninth Is ME

Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

[movedtopuffnet]

its real