& things were never totally fine

|| alexander william || owner of vinyl destination. i'll probably pretend to be your friend just to pet your dog. s.tellite

[lordofshxt-blog]

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

[100493503004422]

*has one uncomfortable interaction* *is fucked up for 3 days*

[unclefather]

i have so many stories about working in retail that no one would believe except for other people who also work in retail

[unclefather]

one time, mid sale, this man handed me a full baby diaper and told me to “dispose of it…. or don’t i don’t care”

[lordofshxt-blog]

Hello all

[skymachine]

tutant meenage neetle teetles

[jumpingjacktrash]

#you can’t say this out loud without laughing

i can’t even read it silently without laughing

[lordofshxt-blog]

I need to pick up a new hobby or something so I'm not bored all the time

[cherryboard]

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

[daivdfinchers]

I will never be cool as the man who ran away with his two margaritas during an dinosaur outbreak

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[cvanillaa]

People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.

[laikaworld]

Coraline, the biggest smallest movie {x}

[bidoof]

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

[kittyit]

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

shout out to people who help me with really simple things because I’m an idiot

[bedussey]

yesterday i saw a cloud that looked like a flying saucer

[minacoladas]

no you saw a flying saucer that looked like a cloud

[lordofshxt-blog]

saxonitup haha, no, I just went by myself actually.

[corpish]

*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls