Beats a kick to the face!

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[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[northeastartist]

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

[noir-selune-and-sombra]

When its an ad for something you’ve been waiting for all your life

[thefloatingstone]

When an ad is so weird somebody took a screenshot and made a tumblr post to show it to people

[hitamory-dead-blog]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THIS POST AND AN AD TOOK UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[salmon-artist147]

I’ve only ever seen this post with the first three, I have been blessed this night

[salmoncrumpet]

Damn those sneaky adds

[panelshowsource]

#mood

[twinpeaksdaily]

And a glass of water, sweetheart, my socks are on fire!

Twin Peaks: On the Wings of Love (1991) dir. Duwayne Dunham

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[getaroomyoumotherfucker-deactiv]

we are truly moving forward

[no-more-ramen]

Safely Eating Expired Foods

The food bank gave me a hand-out about how long you can safely eat unopened foods past their expiration dates, and I thought other people might find it helpful. 

DAIRY:

Milk, cream: within 10 days past expiration date

Soft cheese, yogurt, sour cream, cottage cheese: consume within 14 days past expiration date

Butter, hard cheese: consume within 3 months past expiration date (personal note: if cheese gets mold you can cut off the moldy parts the rest is still fine)

Frozen butter: consume within 12 months past expiration date

Eggs (in shells): consume within 1 month past expiration date

Egg substitutes: consume within 10 days of expiration date. 

MEAT:

Fresh: consume on or before expiration date

Frozen: defrost in fridge or microwave, and eat immediately after defrosting. 

Not do eat: meat with severe freeze burn, discolored meat, and meat not frozen before expiration date

MEAT & DAIRY SUBSTITUTES:

Liquid products (rice milk, almond milk): consume withing 10 days past expiration date

Shelf stable liquid products: consume within 12 months past expiration date

Margarine: consume within 6 months past expiration date

Meat substitutes (tofu, etc): consume on or before expiration date

Frozen meat substitutes: consume within 12 months past expiration date if frozen before expiration date

DRIED & CANNED FOODS:

Dried beans, pasta: consume indefinitely

Dressings, mayo: consume within 12 months past expiration date

Cereal, crackers: consume within 12 months past expiration date

Canned foods: may be consumed indefinitely (except for pineapple and tomato)

Jarred foods, canned tomato and pineapple: consume within 18 months past expiration date

OTHER:

Fresh juice: consume within 3 months past expiration date

Fresh bread, pastries: consume on or before expiration date (personal note, I find that sandwich bread is good to eat so long as it’s not stale or growing mold)

Frozen bread: consume within 6 months past expiration date

Fresh produce: ripe, edible, and mold-free

Sliced melon: consume on or before expiration date

Deli items, packaged by store: consume within 48 hours of expiration date

Pre-packaged prepared foods packed by manufacturer, fresh: consume within 14 days past expiration date

Pre-packaged prepared foods packed by manufacturer, frozen: consume within 12 months past expiration date

DO NOT EAT:

Food that is stale, has insects, or mold

Food in open, punctured, bulging, or seriously damaged cans

Food in a jar that is leaking or has a broken seal

Food that is discolored or has an off-odor

Product has been thawed then re-frozen 

Please use your best judgement and when in doubt, throw it out. 

[localstarboy]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[naturallycurlycoco]

I’m mad he really tried to hop across and go get it

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Mag flies out

Pants fall down

Lmao

[adayunwired]

That there was the longest, hardest string of critical 1 rolls I’ve ever seen occur in real lifes

[naamahdarling]

Oh my god his pants were even falling down as he fled!

[insomniacnyarlathotep]

Thought the thumbnail was the fuckin ODST cover art and wondered when The Man In Black made it into the fuckin Halo Universe

[insomniacnyarlathotep]

Like??????

[kaprika]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well i guess i’m gonna go look now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caedoe92-illmaticsom]

[mentalalchemy]

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

[clockworkrobotic]

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

[coolinfantryguy-deactivated2024]

cant bitch out now

[oldsir-brian-of-hanedog-deactiv]

“bitch sticker”

[retrogamingblog]

Safety warnings from the Japanese manual for the Nintendo Wii

[thewickedwitchofvegas]

Behind the scenes of:

Frankenstein (1931)

Jaws (1975)

Carrie (1976)

The Shining (1980)

Friday the 13th (1980)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

It (1990)

[ameliaace]

[hxshigami]

I don’t know whats funnier? his scream or this whole scene in general lol

[ruinedchildhood]

Daniel Radcliffe on set of Guns Akimbo

[folly-of-alexandria]

I just thought he was having a stressful day.

[mothersnewsofficial]

[death-by-lulz]

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

[memehumor]

ah the memories

[nickelodeonhistory]

james earl jones getting slimed during the 7th annual nickelodeon kids’ choice awards in 1994

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

God this will not cease to be the funniest fucking thing i have seen ALL day