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lori harvey 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮

[kordeiblvrd]

thank you so much babe. it’s alright, you’re a busy woman and you know i understand that. i had an incredible day, i got to spoil myself and have a spa day something i needed. i might’ve had more than a shot of tequila. i would love a girls night, i saw ryan the other day and she said the same thing!

[lorihcrveys]

yeah, true. but never too busy to make it up to you. love the idea of getting the whole crew together. we also gotta steal all of megan and chase's free time for that girls night. you spoiled yourself with a spa day ? that's exactly what you deserve. now that you're all relaxed and hopefully hangover free after all of those tequila shots, i'll be blunt enough to ask for new music. because girl, it's time. i miss your angelic voice.

[lorihcrveys]

i just saw that you made your broadway debut a couple of days ago. congratulations ! has that always been a dream of yours ? or did you just stumble into it by accident and now you're accidentally playing on one of the biggest stages in the world ? the mental image of that is kind of funny, if you ask me. / @oholt

[lorihcrveys]

i don't know if you've watched "off campus", but there's a scene where the main character talks about listening to paramore at the bus stop when she was younger and i felt it. dove right back into your discography, because fourteen year old me had her paramore phase too. yes, i'll admit it was because of twilight, but still. do you still play your old songs at shows ? or is it more of a "our new songs are so much better" kind of situation ? / @hayleyfm

[lorihcrveys]

the 'leading lady marmalade' at the tony awards ? absolutely iconic, girl. i need this on apple music, asap. first your broadway debut, now this. you're really taking over the world by storm, missy and i love every second of it. let's catch up soon, yeah ? get some drinks, swing our hips. / @otakuxmeg

[lorihcrveys]

i feel like we've left things a little unfinished the last time we talked ― and yes, i'm fully aware of the irony and "hit and run" should probably be my middle name by now. guilty as charged. i don't even know if you're interested in talking over unfinished business. or in general. i mean, you've probably got your hands full. quite literally, if you believe those gossip sites. and that's not me being bitter, that's just me wondering if i have a chance to explain myself or if i should just let it go. / @michaelbakari

[lorihcrveys]

happy belated birthday, babe ! i'm so sad i couldn't celebrate you turning thirty; flirty and thriving. did you have the best day ever ? please tell me you drank some tequila for me. girls night soon ? i wanna make up for missing your big day. / @kordeiblvrd

[danielaavnzini]

i read on wikipedia (yes, i was creeping) that you used to be a competitive equestrian, aiming for the olympic games but ended up having to drop out due to an injury. did you ever end up getting back to horse riding or is it still completely off the the table?

[lorihcrveys]

we all love to creep occasionally, let's be real. i did end up getting back to horse riding, but in a much more casual way. think relaxed riding along the beach while the sun is setting type of way. doctor's orders, sadly. but if this is your way of suggesting we should do one of those horseback riding tours through the valley, then i'm all game. not sure how good you are with horses, but they've also been my safe haven in the calm before the storm. and seeing as you've got a big tour coming up ( do tour announcements showing up on my fyp without me following either of you and me still checking out the dates to see if i could make it to a show count as creeping ? ) i'm pretty sure you'd wanna get as much calm and relaxation in as possible.

[bbrexha]

@lorihcrveys a little birdy told me we are roomies for this napa valley retreet. I can be a bit of an old fashioned girl so if you could join me for some wine that would be fantastic, what do you say?

[lorihcrveys]

definitely down to join you for some wine. we could hike up those vineyards. start at the bottom with those little grapelets and then enjoy the finished product once we're on top. old fashioned girl how ? like are we talking tea in bed and phones off before going to sleep or ?

[agrcndes]

ari: we'll have to fix this immediately. even if it's just the quickest fix. i'll always take what i can get whether its crumbs or not. ari: pleaaaase, can always be improving and who better to help with that? ari: you caught me. i've been locked up in there for a bit now but the albumb's finished and now it's just the waiting game for july. so between that and waiting for tour next month, i've got a pretty free may soooo feel free to take advantage. it'd be the perfect sendoff. ari: living through you on that. what was your favorite performance?? and look at you go. so proud and excited. i'll be all over that swimwear line when it's available. and i'm feeling good. it's the calm before the crazy right now so just some prepping and watching the countdown get smaller and smaller.

[lorihcrveys]

lori: are you gonna be in napa this weekend ? because that balloon flight is screaming our names. nothing better than enjoying a glass of wine with a view of a beautiful sunset and your company. lori: i do need improvement on my vocals too. only difference is that i'm pretty sure i'm a lost cause. lori: i don't know who's suffering more - you waiting to finally release those bops or me waiting to finally hear them. think i could get a little pre-taste on what's about to take over the world in july ? also, can't wait to see you on stage again. if you spot someone rocking your merch and having the time of her life in that crowd, yup, that's me. lori: you're so sweet, babe. i'll make sure to send you some right in time for that probably very needed post-tour vacation.

[underlightfox]

i mean, it definitely can work for other people. there's always gonna be those sweet lovebirds that make me want to gag, like they found their person in high school, and life has never been the same since or whatever. but i like when it's a little messier—not just talking about blood rituals there—,meatier, more epic that way. feels like i'm quoting logan echolls right now and if you haven't seen veronica mars add it to your watchlist immediately. my grandmother would've actually been all over situationships, she was a fierce one. she passed, but this famous medium, tyler henry, channeled her and made it known yet again that i was always the favorite grandchild. i mean, duh, obviously. but speaking of, are you in one now? you looking, testing options? give me the tea because i'm nosy as hell. honestly my life has been bloody dull lately and i need to spice things up, hopefully with this valley trip coming up. want to be my wingwoman? could be fun, could be a disaster, probably both.

[lorihcrveys]

that's true. but i'm right there with you ― the perfectly tidy "we met at sixteen and never looked at another person again" stories are cute in theory, but i need at least a little chaos. not toxic levels, just enough emotional damage to make the lore interesting. the epicness matters. veronica mars has somehow stayed off my watchlist for way too long apparently and i need to change that. you're really one for the blood rituals, huh ? what exactly has you so whipped on that ? your grandmother honestly sounds iconic. especially after tyler henry channeled her in the afterlife and she still put priority on making sure that you knew that you're her favorite grandchild. please don't tell me you're her only grandchild now, it'd ruin the story for me. i’m kind of in the "observing the wildlife" phase right now. not fully looking, not fully unavailable either. just seeing what or who fits my vibe, you know. obviously i'll be your wingwoman for the valley trip. best case scenario ― we engineer a cinematic hook-up. worst case ― we collect stories and judge people together over drinks after. either way, i think we win. who are you rooming with ? maybe we can start off there.

[otakuxmeg]

it does, doesn't it? the very definition of a hot girl summer. eh, spring. hehe. you know what? I'm proud of me, too. at the very top of my resumé. printed in bold. exhausting beyond limits. working me mentally, emotionally, and physically. but it's definitely enhanced my skills performing on stage. from stamina to breath control. even memorization of lines. oh, I'm already done. concluded on the first of may. yes, planning this vacation as we speak.

[lorihcrveys]

printed in bold with a little gold star added to it. we'll call the "exhausting beyond limits" professional development. gives the mental, emotional, and physical work a little positive touch when you look back at it. is your first vacation planned in napa ? please tell me i'm gonna see your gorgeous face around over there.

[underlightfox]

i just saw that complex did a whole article on you a few weeks back because you follow the whole don't stop your boyfriend from letting you find a husband philosophy and honestly finger snaps for that one. i mean i should know, i've been in enough toxic situations to always have my eyes half out the door, scanning the room for the next hot mess before i truly settle down anywhere. is that a character flaw? absolutely. but it's also really fucking fun and keeps things interesting, so like, i'm not apologizing for it. commitment is overrated when you're busy collecting experiences and bad decisions like they're going out of style. / @lorihcrveys

[lorihcrveys]

right ? people forget about all the fun and experience you're collecting while living that way. i mean, would never judge someone for choosing the easy route down ― dating for a while to get married and potentially having kids. good for you. and sometimes that works out. but when it doesn't, what happens next ? someone cheats or gets tired of that whole suburbian life. there's fighting. there's miscommunication. there's everything i don't ever wanna endure. and let's be real ― most people are out here pretending they're ready for forever while secretly keeping a backup roster in their head anyway. at this point it might be considered a character flaw but fast forward a couple of years and it'll be a vibe. like situationships. whoever made that one famous deserves an award. imagine having to explain that one to your grandma, though. like she'd never understand, but she'll throw a fit anyway. what bad decisions have you made lately to collect all the experience like it's going out of style ?

[scoirse]

sersh: we all need a little venting over the one's we love. Mhmm there better be damn good offerings at my shrine or I will make a storm. I cant really do that but it be fun if I could. My name sounds like a storm.

sersh: did you just see my storm reference cause sometimes it isnt lol but thats a lovely point you made.

sersh: hows that end for you though? whats endgame?

sersh: Oh for sure I definitely have too now. is this bad if I say I dont really drink?

[lorihcrveys]

lori: you're a storm but in the best way possible. i'm a storm in a semi-best way possible. do you ever catch those weather forecasts naming storms or whatever other crazy weather things with names ? like storm 'saoirse' is about to hit london. hurricane 'lori' is making its way towards florida's coast. we went from group therapy to this and i'm living for it. lori: you mean for hermione ? with the way you're asking, you're gonna judge me for being a romione lover until the day i die. sorry, i'll make up for the minus in sympathy i've gained now with something else. lori: nah, never bad preferring that sober life. what's your go-to fun drink of choice ? and if you say matcha latte, i'll judge you a little.

[limelightmia]

mia: yes, absolutely. we’ll never know until we ask. questions are my favorite ice-breakers; sports related or not. you can tell a lot about a person by what they say. oh, the cards. actually, no. i never got red carded. i did have to fill in when our goalie got one, though. me, semi-qualified, standing in goal. longest 11 minutes of my entire life. my teammates called me mia mouse after that. i looked funny holding those huge goalkeeping gloves, i guess. oh, my son is definitely out-numbered when it comes to siblings, hahah. not by much though; i have twin daughters and then he's my youngest. video games exist to keep us humble, i swear. 2k26, specifically, is just me smashing buttons and trying to get past players. what about you? do you play any video games?

[lorihcrveys]

lori: right ? good ice breaker and also a good way to get a feeling for the person you're talking to. nutella on bread with or without butter ? lori: you had to play goalie ? what position were you actually playing before that ? did you manage to defend your little mouse hole during those eleven minutes ? because your teammates calling you mia mouse after that is honestly adorable. you've got twin daughters ? how fun. do you ever mistake one for the other ? how old are they ? including your out-numbered little boy. he's probably beating you a 2k26, isn't he ? i don't really play video games, no. but i've dated enough men that do to know excactly what you're talking about.

[lorihcrveys]

lori: so i went against all of your advice and reached out to mike to congratulate him on his win. lori: i'm dumb :( i should've listened to you in the first place. lori: please lighten my mood by telling me you've been up to some fun since the last time we've talked ? lori: and if you haven't, just make something up to put a smile on my face. / @chrishemswrths

[drewstrkys]

james bond, james bond, james bond. i'm about to start taking a shot every time you drop that name, get a nice buzz going. honestly though? it was a dream. he's such a professional in everything he does and i was pretty honored to play his opposite in queer. felt like one of those pinch me moments, you know? it's still very much replaying in my head and probably always will be. do you have any pinch me moments from your career? i wanna hear all about it.

[lorihcrveys]

new drinking game unlocked, you're welcome. are you drunk by now ? or should i say james bond one more time ? so you really had the best time on set and it showed on screen, because that movie was so good. which deserves another james bond from me. at this point, i think it'll be my cheering phrase for you. another james bond for this being a pinch me moment for you. were you extra careful with garlic and onions before you were about to shoot the intimate scenes ? brushed your teeth twenty times in the trailer ? my pinch me moments ? probably when skn by lori first launched and practically sold out immediately. but then also when i made my real acting debut on "reasonable doubt" and the comment section on my 'gram was getting flooded with compliments and people loving my character. good times. all i'm missing is a supportive cheering phrase from you.

[chriiisevans]

i need to figure out how to block someone from my life, and when i do, you'll be the first one i block. you're never going to let this go, are you? but i'm not tap dancing at my wedding. no, i think the tap dancing thing was something she joked about for months. of course you need a certain kind of floor for tap dancing... and the shoes. yeah, because right now i feel like i could kill that person.

[lorihcrveys]

excuse me ? the audacity of wanting to block me from your life just because i mentioned your tap dancing past is slightly disappointing. i thought we were friends, chris. but you're right, i'm never gonna let this go. might end up giving you a random name of someone who's fucked me over for you to kill. one down ― two free souls. i call that a win. you won't tap dance at your wedding ? i need to have a word with your fiancée, because i'm pretty sure she'd agree that it would be a whole vibe.