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You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

lorrdluciferr

cybertrucks are the new slenderman. watch out!!

hinoneko

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

fhauly

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

heirtocragflame

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

scramratz

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

scramratz

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

seaemberthesecond

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

translatingpostsintolatin

illis quae in loculis sunt ne liceto pulverem colligere. eras IN loculo QVIDNAM tibist impedimentum

Good Omens? yeah man i love The Rape Show

what was the purpose of this 😭 i’m not even popular

just being dumb as fuck for no reason

#why do i even bother atp

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

scramratz

to the people who said turning off anon would get rid of the hate mail.......well

scramratz

lorrdluciferr

what else do you expect from a guy called maoist-n-word-pass

thedeepmiracleperfection

Finale got us so collectively fucked that no one is even acknowledging it's (TV) Good Omens's 7 year anniversary.

Anyways here's to a show that gave us one of the most heartfelt, moving, complicated, humanly flawed and hopeful queer love stories of the century. Here's to a show that brought so many people together. Here's to a show that motivated artists and writers to create some of the most beautiful works of art ever known to man. Here's to a show that celebrated being human. Here's to a show that so many queer folks saw themselves in and affirmed for them that being themselves is the most powerful act one can do. Here's to a show that taught us that our world is messy and complicated and awful and wonderful and worth saving and most of all that it can and should be saved. Here's to a show that taught us people are rarely good or bad but just people, and even though we make mistakes along the way we still deserve the opportunity to decide for ourselves who we will be. Here's to a show that at its core is about love and hope being the things that bind us together.

Here's to you all and all of us who are not going anywhere. Here's to the world.

leshermes

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.