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[juniepops]

It;s tgirl tenderness tuesday…..! You want to let me lay my head in your lap and play with my hair while you infodump to me. Please. Plea

[kittygirl-swag]

[shaky camera footage of a mech cockpit] WHAT'S UP hounds i stole this camera [camera turns around to a closeup of the hound's face] hi :3 [camera turns back to the cockpit] today i'm here to show you my epic gamer setup be sure to LIKE AND SUBSCRI- *loud shock collar noises*

[shadedwillow]

ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

[shadedwillow]

hey. can we DM? do you want a voice message? do you want to see a picture of my face? do you wanna call? do you wanna get off on call with me? do you wanna consider us friends? do you wanna share secrets? do you wanna hint vaguely at where we both live to gauge how far we are from each other? do you wanna meet? do you wanna hang out? do you wanna fuck? do you wanna hold hands and kiss? does this make me creepy? is this too far? do you wanna kill me. i'm really sorry

[thesnadger]

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[thesnadger]

Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.

Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.

[thesnadger]

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

[bladeangelx]

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

[tachvintlogic]

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

[ashes2caches]

everybody loves the awkward transfem wolfgirl. everybody loves to invite her into their home and let her eat all the meat out of the refrigerator.

[yuridollification]

my biggest most perverse dream is to get clocked by another tgirl in public who then comes up to me and asks if we could be friends

[devilcat3d]

hey all my summon is available again if you want to draw a big pentagram on the floor you can summon a really curvy and busty demon girl who will eat all your snacks and take naps in your bed. you know. if you wanna

[heavensenthousepet]

getting 5+ notifs in a row from the same hot tgirl mutual is like hitting the best combo of your life and if yew post good enough itll happen to yew

[zuzofait]

woof woof !!!

[pavizi]

ok i figured it out

[thickness-protection-program]

Thank you fat people in crop tops and low cut shirts

[abjure-obsolescence]

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[maletolion]

[ace-trainer-alice]

I quite like when I press my hands against someone's head or face to pet them and they push their head into my touch. It can be gratuitous, in a way. Ceasing to perform human posturing like taking off a mask. Like a splash of fresh water revealing your desire for more of my touch. Directly asking for it in something that translates more clearly than mere words. It's cute.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Oh no, love potions don't work like that anymore. First sight rules cause so many problems, you know? And blood magic is expensive.

These days, they do a kind of automatic bonding process, where the magic in them connects with the target, and then applies to the subject. You see, it has to do with the mana field within the potion and the mana field of the individual, and the relative resonance of the two. You see—

Well, yes, yes, it's all very technical. I was getting the feeling some of it was going over your head, but you didn't have to stop me like that. I guess, suffice to say, it won't do anything if she just drinks it like this.

Ok, so, how it actually works is you need to drink it first, just a little bit of it, a mouthful. Then you slowly swirl it around in your mouth to make sure it gets everywhere and picks up as much of you as possible. You want to really mix it with your essence.

Do it in front of me, please, so I can be sure you're doing it right. I don't want anything to go wrong.

There. Just like that. Look in my eyes. Good. I can see that it's working. Smile for me. I can see it in your eyes.

Now be a good girl for me and drink the rest of the bottle.

[hyenagirlpenis]

"Bark for me." "Crawl for me." "Play dead." These are all good, don't get me wrong. The specific, discrete act that you must choose to commit, the humiliation and acute self-awareness, the flush of embarrassment once you've done it and you realize it felt so good. I'll eat it up, of course.

"Very good, that's a good dog. Now pant for me." Breathing itself is the bridge between volitional and autonomic. You must always breathe, but if you tune into your own breathing, it can be willful. Tongue hanging out, mouth open, eyes glazing. You're driving your blood oxygenation down, you're making yourself dizzy with need.

But most of all, you're turning your brain off. Some background processing becomes dedicated to harnessing this automatic process, and you could go on panting like a dog for me for a long time, couldn't you? It's so easy to start, isn't it? Just for a moment at first. But then longer, more frequently. In private, sometimes even in public, if no one can see. Before long, it's a habit. It's so easy to breathe like a dog for me. It's so basal, so pervasive, you might as well just be one at this point. Isn't that right? Good dog.

[hyenagirlpenis]

Reblog to tell everyone that this made you pant like a dog and to encourage everyone to do the same!

[hunter-creature]

Slapping a girl across the face and when she starts snuggling up I just say "awww, look its fawning" in the most condescending mom voice I can muster. I get to watch her brain short circuit every time

[hunter-creature]

Remember, if you discover someone has a crush on you it's your duty to force her to admit it then make her beg for more of your attention until she is hopelessly addicted to you