LossThief

I am not a reliable source.

[fenkko]

midoriya please. you’re killing her. you’re killing your mother

[hisiheyah]

“Triple Frog Dare” is absolutely the title I had in mind for this piece that I did for @snowforallbnha

[captainkirkk]

Fuck! Him! Up! 

Bonus:

[lossthief]

OK this is cute and wholesome but damn that close-up on JJJ’s Mustache when Cap’s talking is vicious 

[singingwithoutwords]

Ship Sizes

Supercarrier: fandom flagship.  Everybody and their dog ships it.  The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic.  You cannot escape this ship.

Dreadnought: massively popular.  Nearly everybody ships it.  You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.

Cruiser: pretty popular ship.  Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it.  Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.

Frigate: just plain popular.  Feels like it could use more fanworks.  New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.

Gunboat: bit of a rarepair.  It might have an ask blog or two.  A couple big name fans ship it.  Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.

Tugboat: rarepair.  Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship.  You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days.  You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.

Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it.  You all know each other.  You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.

Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers.  You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.

[samjohnssonvt]

Submarine: Quite a few people ship it, but nobody wants to admit to shipping it. Will randomly appear and throw the other ships into confusion.

[rainewynd]

Pontoon: that random crossover ship with that one black dress character/trope/fandom everyone will ship with everything else. Has the potential to turn into a massive party until someone gets sick and everyone goes home.

[prokopetz]

Pedalo: That iconic bizarre crackship whose proponents claim they’re only into it ironically, but secretly they’re all dead serious.

[justacookieofacumberbatch]

Paging @amythe3lder for the pool noodle definition.

[amythe3lder]

Barge: Not quite seaworthy, but buoyant in both the literal and figurative senses. Someone is always merrily drunktweeting about it at 11pm on Saturday night and then wistfully sobertweeting about it 4 hours later from their kitchen floor. The kind of ship that generates more playlists than fic. Artfully covered in trash and dirty laundry.

Raft: There’s two-to-four people who Ship It Hard and a few others who grab onto the side for safety when there’s drama on their usual flagship.

Barrel: There’s orphaned fic of it. There’s unsigned art of it. There’s headcanon asks on anon. Someone must ship it, but no one knows why or who they are. Your friend got a glimpse once before they ducked back down.

Pool Noodle: It’s just you, kicking your feet. You named the ship and wrote it on your noodle with a big sharpie. You tell people about it and are met with confused blinking. Most of the fics in the tag were either written by you or for you. You are caught between wanting to shout about how lovely life is on this floating scrap of whimsy and fearing that your noodle can’t bear much weight. Or worse, that someone will come over and dunk you, take your noodle and fwhap you on the head with it. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

Scuba: Like a submarine, but it’s just you all by your lonesome, exploring the depths, possibly encountering more tentacles than anticipated.

[professorsparklepants]

Kayak: you invented this ship and are the only person who cares about it. There are, at absolute max, maybe three fics for it and you wrote them all.

[lossthief]

Ghostship: This used to be a fairly popular ship, but some mixture of fandom drama, age, and/or getting canon-balled has left it a derelict shadow of its former glory. There’s fic of it, all a year or more since their last update. Any new art only shows up on a character’s birthday. 

[trilllizard666]

Me: I don’t really care about internet drama as much as I used to, honestly.

The Internet: Here’s a google doc by 10+ former employees and contributors exposing how fucked up and badly managed Channel Awesome is/was and how much of an idiot Doug Walker is and how many toxic and abusive people are in the management-

Me: 

[allhailnarusama]

The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson actually considered revealing Rey was a robot

This would have been an unconventional twist to the storyline about Rey's mysterious parents

Basically what Rian Johnson is saying here is “why are you all mad? I could have done worse!”

And? Am I supposed to be grateful for that you piece of shit?

[culturevulture73]

Isn’t there some GIF or meme about “have you ever considered shutting up?” 

Because I think Rian Johnson would benefit from receiving it. 

[lossthief]

I there some GIF or meme about reading the article past the headline?

Because I think y’all could benefit from receiving it.

like god dang the dude shared a funny bit of trivia about the early stages of making the movie and y’all act like he’s taunting your or something.

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[blamedorange]

the story behind uraraka and todoroki in that certain group picture

[deletingadsfhkjdhflkdjsf-deacti]

I’ve seen some people say the difference here implies they went on multiple study dates and what I really love about that is that it means the first date they showed up, thought “oh I’m underdressed/overdressed” and then when they went on their next date they both switched up their styles and ended up completely repeating the situation

[franeridart]

Kirishima: “This is the first time I see you in your every-day clothes, do you always dress like this?”

Bakugou, thinking about his endless amount of skull tees and how long it took him to dig that plain red shirt out of his closet: “Obviously.”

[galacticonejos]

Missing scene from when Kirishima visited Fatgum’s agency the first time.

[funnuraba]

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

‪that feeling when you miss donut day at work 😓‬

[spacecadetstef]

I hate this so much

[scringlegrup42]

>work

[yog-froggoth]

its finally happened. the first completely unfunny loss edit. congratulations.

[moontouched-moogle]

I think they somehow managed to make his facial expressions less dynamic than the B^Uckley original, astounding

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

thats not the worst part of this

the worst part is that even BUCKLEY has a better understanding of visual storytelling. He knew that he didnt need to say a word cuz as shitty and poor as the composition was, he got the information across without telling you a single word other than “loss”

Here Adam has such a lack of faith in conveying his joke that he has to flat out tell you its donut day, instead of just letting us figure it out ourselves from the context clues.

Like that feels so patronizing, and the source of the parody is already patronizing 

jesus

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[jerryterry]

[8burst]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

[ratherunnecessary]

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

[rcmclachlan]

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

[lindsayribar]

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

[terriblepunname]

Hey, friends and enemies, we’re really excited to be here; we’re Overly Long and Labyrinthine Sentence Structure; we were formerly known as Semicolon Abuse In Support of Overly Long and Labyrinthine Sentence Structure, and we hope you enjoy the show!

[lossthief]

*Seven shirtless men with floppy mohawks, each holding a keytar, walk on stage wearing identical blueblocker sunglasses*

Hey everyone, we’re Unnecessary Descriptors In Overlong Poorly Punctuated Sentences

[prokopetz]

If we’re going to update the pantheon of regrettable artists, can we add “white male writer who was legitimately progressive twenty years ago, but hasn’t learned or grown as an artist in any way whatsoever since then, and now exists in a state of grumpy bewilderment at the fact that he’s being critcised for doing exactly the same stuff that used to win him praise”?

[dreg-heap]

That’s a long winded way of saying Joss Whedon

[socialistexan]

Once every few months I remember “Automatic Man” by Michael Sombello exists, and my life becomes instantly better.

https://youtu.be/Uu_kBTbbulQ

[funyuns-n-coffee]

Bruh holy shit

[terriblepunname]

Please click the link you won’t regret it it’s beautiful

[lossthief]

Watch the video. You deserve it. It will change your life.

[satandidnothingvvrong]

he is here