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i genuinely love that the way k.a applegate resolves the issue of needing the alien on the team to be able to drop plot crumbs without totally solving everything for the human kids is by making aximili-esgarrouth-isthill a jock who only tangentially paid attention to when his teachers were explaining, like, the andalite equivalent of how to find the cosine of a triangle, and now he's in an astronomically rare circumstance where the fate of an entire species depends on him remembering how to do that. and he's cold sweating trying to recall the answers to homework problems he didn't do. and also he's always lying.

lakesbian

ax is literally experiencing like if you got teleported back several hundred years and everyone was expecting you to explain the precise mechanisms of how cell phones work to them and if you don't come up with a sufficient explanation they're all going to die. And he's not enjoying it.

lakesbian

every day this happens to ax

#aximili esgarrouth isthill #[extremely teenager who tries to give himself a cool nickname voice]#everybody calls me ax

an-ruraiocht

also i was trying to work out if my wet beast was a cormorant or a shag so i tried googling "shag uk" and. well. that didn't go well

so then i tried "shag birds uk"

this was not an improvement

an-ruraiocht

#this post is one hr old and has been on my dash #FIVE TIMES #from completely separate people #not mutuals reblogging each other #people I follow who all reblogged it from someone different#I’m fascinated

everyone wants to mock my suggestive birdwatching mishaps

#austin powers

angel-derangement

this fanfic shit is easy

froggreencoffee

@jewishcissiekj is this true

#star wars

spinchs-field

(to the tune of cherry bomb) hello puppy. hello dog

stout-stoat

p-p-p-p-p-p-puppy dog!

#true!

sabertoothwalrus

hello male protagonist. your clone is a girl but dont worry about it

#wolverine

lonelyroommp3

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

augmentedpolls

What was the cause of the worst (physical) pain you’ve ever experienced?

chronic pain/chronic illness

break/sprain

kidney stone

labor

period cramp

an actual weapon

getting hit in the balls

something else

results

Voting ended onJan 6

#something else #accidentally touched a stove #both the stove touching itself and the recovery were pretty painful

topherchris

awesome news, everyone!!

zicygomar

#so long space cowboy

mr-foods

wolverine and mystique

#xmen #wolverine #mystique

punishedsaints

#and it fuckin knows it

chaotic-inaturalist-images

i don't know enough about american football to make a good quip here

American Alligator, photographed by David Griswold (Source)

#midwest emo

babeyknife

god i love 10+ minute long songs. yes girl take me on a journey

babeyknife

reblog with your favorite #longsong if youre cool

#rime of the ancient mariner #iron maiden #in-a-gadda-da-vida #iron butterfly #2112 #rush

7 17 20

7:A song to drive to

Led Zeppelin - Over the Hills and Far Away

I like when it gets really bouncy in the middle of the song.

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

Evanescence - Bring Me to Life

This song could pull double duty with the next category because it also reminds me of the hero pilot nathan fielder, however

20:A song that has many meanings to you

Boston - Stare Out Your Window

This song reminds me of my old family cat, Sampson, who would often wake me up by meowing on the roof outside my window and then sit on the windowsill looking out after I let him in.

3, 13, 28?

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

The Lovin’ Spoonful - Summer in the City

challenged myself to think of a song without summer in the title and fucking beefed it. Couldn’t think of anything that topped this one.

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Peek-A-Boo

Dig that sick accordion.

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

Neko Case - I Wish I Was the Moon

Adore Neko Case’s voice and this song haunts me.