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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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ojovivo
occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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almost home

Origami Around
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todays bird

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Janaina Medeiros
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@losticaruss
i'm so happy for them. i hope that this leads to an era where they feel fully free and unafraid and have even more fun with us and eachother than ever before
NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025
dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)
sometimes you forget you're watching minecraft rp and then something happens that jolts you back to awareness of how silly it looks
If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
we are so back. we are so normal. the ball is rolling up the hill. i’m so ignoring the last episode
i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real
bellarke → 1.10: i am become death
Hi, it's me, I'm her, the fountain pen girl.
The worst part about this interaction for me is that I actually have several shark-shaped fountain pens that I was planning on bringing to the set, but decided against. Then as soon as he calls on me he asks about sharks. Truly, I was distraught.
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does anyone know if we have locking in today
no it was canceled. today we are taking things as they come and doing exactly what feels right
he was in the fridge!!!
ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha
the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there… idk if I’d ever recover
@esperantoauthor when the food doesn’t come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food
Reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled across this photo for the first time…
mutuals put me in your fridge
Back in 2015, I went over to a classmate’s house for group project work late in the fall, and in the middle of working on the presentation, offered to grab sodas for people but they were out of pepsi and Andrew whose house we were at said “Oh, there’s more in the basement fridge.”
So I go down to the basement, which is well-lit and finished and indeed there are more pepsi but also in the fridge is a massive tortise. This animal was the dimensions of a desktop computer and probably outweighed a labrador. It’s not moving, and is set in the middle of a plastic tray so it’s apparently supposed to be there. I go back upstairs.
“Hey Andrew.” I say, nonchalantly. “So is the tortise in the fridge down there for soup or what?”
“The what?” says the other member of the group project. I don’t remember her name, just that she always wore her hair in pigtails with butterfly clips that were based on real butterflies and she had at least a dozen species.
“Oh! No, that’s Andrew Too.” he says. “His species hibernates so he stays in the fridge for the holidays.”
“You named your tortise after you?” I ask.
“No, uh- Well, my grandfather got him in Egypt or somewhere while he was on leave during the war and He was named Andrew, so he thought it would be funny to name him ‘Andrew Too’. …Then Mom named me after him so Gandpa left me Andrew Too in his will. He’s pretty cool when he’s awake. Lets us dress him up for summer holidays, doesn’t bark.”
“Oh!” Said Butterflies. “My dad served in the Gulf War too! What unit was he in?”
“Oh no, Grandpa was with the Royal Air Force in World War Two. Andrew Too is going to be 70 this year! We’re going to make him a carrot cake!”
“is that for soup?”
“No, that’s my uncle”
I love the ambiguity of “My mom named me after him,” because… which “him”?
so now I’m just imagining this guy being named after the tortoise.
pov your girlfriend is an owl
so i am no longer a swiftie
please check in on your white woman friends today guys we’re going through a lot rn
A minor stress of yarncrafts which I don't see discussed much:
There is a small tangle in your yarn. Topologically you know it must be a slipknot; if you give it a good firm tug, it should come undone.
Just how much force are you willing to stake on that?
Every time I encounter a small tangle now, I say to myself, "Topologically you know it must be a slipknot."
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if my calculations are correct
this is gonna
have an absurd amount of time until it expires
but i don't know if it's repeatable
Choice 5
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we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)
it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there
According to the date calculator on timeanddate.com, this polls will end on
Friday, 31st of October 2025