Lotus🚦

21+ | Sapphic 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | They/Them | will be so inconsistant it's not funny | curent brain rot vampire smp and killing eve

[vicprobably]

// BANNERFALL SMP SPOILERS //

thinking about how bf!Nom was convinced he was a monster, nothing but a mindless weapon. he constantly feared that he was only capable of violence and destruction. and it became a reality. he was literally transformed into a beast, all because of a deal he made while trying to help others. despite this, the people he loved stayed by his side and told him how much they cared. Nom was offered an escape through brutality and refused it without a second thought. and his strength, both internal and external, was used only to defend his friends and family. he was a protector until the end.

[xenquai]

bannerfall masquerade art i did the other day for u to nibble on while we all sob over the finale together i suppose

[imverytiredrn]

Now we need a Creaking version of every cast member right

[mens-rights-activia]

[rottyrottyrotty]

[star-captain]

But also OUGH Owain baiting Sausage into a battle so others can take out more of the Creaking Heart, ever the protector, ever the fodder only for Mae and Scott to come to his aid

[sp1rt-o-halioween]

I adore Owain's little traits

Not understanding yuri

Taking everything literally

No permanence for faces (masks off Vs on)

The gender

He's so-

He's just so-

I'm gonna put him in a hydraulic press

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Science is rational, scientists are human. 

[eabevella]

In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.

It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.

It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.

You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack.  Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.

The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.

When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.

[askfordoodles]

Broke: Humans are inherently good

Broke: Humans are inherently evil

Woke: Humans are, for good or evil, inherently ridiculous

[fossiiley]

SO Happy Mae and Scott go on adventures together post canon, the best pirates sailors in the land

(Bonus doodle of some outfit planning notes :,))

[riven-in-time]

A Bannerfall AU where Arthur never really died because the poison wasn’t strong enough and he had built up a tolerance over the years, but it still knocked him out long enough for Owain to be blamed and exiled for murder.

When Arthur awoke, his son was gone and no one had any idea what direction he went off in. Arthur searched for years for Owain; he personally went to any kingdom he could think of and asked about a young knight with a very specific scar on his face. Eventually—close to giving up and on one of the last kingdoms he could think of—Arthur arrived in the war-torn kingdom of Bannerfall.

He had been dreading the possibility of Owain traveling to Bannerfall, the fear mounting more and more as years passed. After almost a decade, Owain could be long dead, especially if he had settled in a place like Bannerfall. One of the only things Arthur could recall about Bannerfall was the amount of dead knights that arrived in Walesland from it.

King Arthur was greeted by a rather eccentric young knight by the name of Kitty. When the knight denied ever seeing such a knight in Bannerfall, he almost went back to his horse, but was stopped by the feline-like individual who insisted he ask some of the others on account of them only being there a few months.

Kitty led King Arthur to the side dubbed the “Blue Kingdom” and introduced him to a few very kind individuals—and a knight Arthur did not trust at all—before finally showing him to a water mage known as Shandrea. When the mage heard his description, her eyes went wide and she looked rather confused. ‘You know Owain?’ She asked hesitantly. With that, Arthur knew, he had found his son, for he had never given anyone the name of his lost prince.

And when Owain returned from his daily duties outside of the kingdom’s walls, he had a blessing from the gods waiting for him, a reward for all his sacrifice, and a confirmation that he had never failed, but he himself had been failed.

[missrossweisse]

we are SO BACK

[fuckyeahfightlock]

[heavily censored drawing of blorbos fucking nasty]

Artist's quote: "see the full pic on Link, Link, or Link"

Link: You must Log in or Create an Account

Link: Wayback Machine, and it's a calendar???

Link: 404 error tiny dinosaur arms reach for dead website

Artist's note: "fanfriend wrote a fic to go with this drawing!"

AO3 note: this fic was inspired by Artist's drawing at AO3link

AO3: The drawing is not hosted here so may be broken

The drawing: is broken

I AM AN ADULT AND SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THE PEEN GOING IN THE HOLE WHEN AND WHERE I WANT TO DAMMIT

[fuckyeahfightlock]

Honestly thought this post would have accrued 30k notes in the last 24 hours but I guess I'm* the only pervert left alive.

(*well me and two of my myooches)

[lotustoy]

martyn is so cool hat do you mean he's controlling 2 characters at the same time and havign them interact.

[sconesalot]

toward a future i no longer understand

[lotustoy]

i had therapy toda yand didnt watch alot of the streams today but when i did come back i saw 4c jumping in the forest without his cloak and decided i did enough crying today

[purpurle-iris]

I'm not perfectionistic, I just want everything I create to have a certain level of quality that is impossible to reach with my current skill & energy levels, but I know perfection is impossible, so I don't aim for that

[strrzz]

there is something wrong with them. /Positive

[ulldraken]

That's it! bf!scott has officially lost his therapy friend privileges. Someone get HIM to professional therapy before he fully martyr complexes the plot.