[hymnism]

happened to my good friend ass creed

[giragirameganedan]

trans woman fiction author: the government mech that fingers you

trans man fiction author: the cowboys who cried and fingered each other

nonbinary fiction author: fingered by the crow gods

[knightclubbing]

having to stop your conversation with a coworker when a customer walks in has the same vibe as two knights talking ildly on guard duty who have to quickly shut up and resume their positions as the king walks by. at least. i think so

[ichimakesart]

Oh to be picked...

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[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[vaelyane]

🇬🇧 Hello there! I haven't shared my art here in a long time. For my return, I would like to make an offering of this perfectly normal cat inspired by medieval marginalia.

Tumblr's deal with OpenAI in early 2024 left a very sour taste in my mouth. But unlike Instagram which gives me hives in its current form, I still visit here often enough. Let's try this again, shall we?

~~~~ 🇫🇷 Salut la compagnie ! Je n'ai rien partagé ici depuis fort longtemps. Pour mon retour, j'aimerais faire une offrande de ce chat parfaitement normal inspiré par le bestiaire des manuscrits médiévaux.

Le deal que tumblr a passé avec OpenAI en 2024 m'a laissé un goût très amer dans la bouche. Mais, contrairement à Instagram qui me donne des boutons dans sa forme actuelle, je reviens régulièrement par ici. Alors, retentons !

[nat-the-octo]

Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[juunipupu]

Ride with me, Sir Knight

-for @novaandmali 's and Dames Prod's artbook 'My Liege: Queer Knights in Love' -

[sokolversus]

a knight who has abandoned his past life in pursuit of dragonhood

[silicon65]

Rotting Dragon

[denisforkas]

Lateral View of a Vigile in Hell / Study for Kerberos sculpture, 2020

Ink and bodycolour on paper

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

[romanceyourdemons]

animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

[romanceyourdemons]

[ID: king haggard’s castle from the last unicorn (1982), the horned king’s castle from the black cauldron (1985), and maleficent’s castle from sleeping beauty (1959) /end ID]

[moviesludge]

aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles

[legrange-5]

Wizards (1977)