kellyannejefferson:
“A… a raccoon? You actually… touch a raccoon and it didn’t bite you? That’s – wow. That’s pretty impressive. But to be honest? I think animal control is your best bet. I… don’t know many people who’d know how to take care of a raccoon.”
“Well, no. I didn’t touch it, of course. I just saw it all curled up in the corner. I guess you’re right. There doesn’t seem to be many people here who can help.”











