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gnetophyte

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

CALLOUT POST FOR FUCKING EURIPIDES

deadpanwalking

notallmensheviks

did classical athens do something problematic

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

I so desperately wish I could physically stop you fucking people from using the internet.

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

That said, has the answer to the question “did classical Athens do something problematic” ever, in all its history and all subsequent discussion, been “no?”

amysnotdeadyet

Not to me. Not if it’s classical Athens.

kim-jong-chill

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

mattheuphonium-blog

fabulous

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

counterpunches

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

louphoenix

Culturally Catholic

neetols

Beware the Ides of March 🔪

victusinveritas

I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

marlynnofmany

There you go.

zero1infinity

tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

rhube

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

hallowedlore

this is targeted tumblr content

jess-the-reckless

This is what language is for. Evolution. Ridiculous, wonderful evolution.

blackwolfmajik

This is so good, I'm awake at 3am and glad of it - for this has arrived on my dash like a boss

anais-ninja-bitch

the "tried to make him the main character" part killed me bc, indeed, caesar is not the main character of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar

boogiewoogiebuglegal

@suzeranity - OMG 😂😂

thequeeninyellowlace

“They all did slay”

polyamorousmisanthrope

This is SO DAMN DAMN GOOD. I think Shakespeare would have approved.

brakendraw

SOoo this took much longer than I thought it would (mostly because somehow Clip Studio destroyed two versions of the painting???) But happt belated Ides of March!!

brakendraw

Happy ides of March for all those who celebrate!

motherfuckingshakespeare

Ah the inherent homoeroticism of the blade

freenixon8-deactivated20170811

julius caesar told the town crier to sub-speak about this it’s a historical fact

cracked

Beware, kids.

patrickat

“I came out to attack and honestly I’m having such a good time right now.” - Brutus

thevictoriousone

Happy dagger day, friends

kisskiss-where-is-season-two

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

recklesslyinfatuated2

Oh, my word we care.

mayasaura

I'm doing my part!!

mayasaura

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.

mayasaura

Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.

Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.