obsidian-snowflake

sammelsurium

[spicyvampire]

The duality of Pete [insp.]

KINNPORSCHE (2022) EP.12

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

suffering [noun]

physical or mental pain that a person or animal is feeling

[obsidian-snowflake-09]

[willgrahamscock]

[iwantoceans]

Vegaspete + text posts (pt 8/?)

[xagan]

Ok I'm in, love the pettiness

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[violet-phoenix-nebula]

This is easily the most interesting take I've ever seen discussing why the older generations seem to struggle so much with the discussions and changes with gender identity, and I think it's absolutely worth reading.

Obviously it doesn't cover 100% of intolerant people, but I think it explains a decent chunk tbh.

[obsidian-snowflake-09]

German tumblr, I have a question.

"Ich mag deine Schnürsenkel."

Was antworten wir?

"Danke. Ich habe sie dem Bundespräsidenten gestohlen."

"Danke. Ich habe sie dem Bundeskanzler gestohlen."

"Danke. Ich habe sie dem US-amerikanischen Präsidenten gestohlen."

Was anderes. Siehe Tags.

Ich will nur das Ergebnis sehen.

Voting ended onJul 5

[betweenheroesandvillains]

Only 13% of Germans thinking Merz is doing a good job and that's from BEFORE he went "also you will need a doctor's note from day 1 and can't call that in either you will have to go there in person good luck lmao"... Hans-Peter let's go dust off the Guillotine!

[today-tastes-like-honey]

Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."

[cipheramnesia]

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

[siderealglimmer]

Everything?

Will the alphabet still start with A?

[cipheramnesia]

The alphabet will start at 9

[emilwasalone]

Auf Grund von Budgetkürzungen entfällt das Licht am Ende des Tunnels.

[tessabennet]

Er: Junge,

Ich, ohne Ausbildung, ohne Auto, ohne Festanstellung, ohne eigene Praxis, mit Löchern in der Hose und Nase, mit lauter Musik und mit Freunden, die alle Drogen nehmen: 😶

[official-german-gaming]

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[vonnebenan]

As somebody whose name contains an Umlaut, it always makes me mad when Americans people who don’t use a German keyboard layout just leave out the dots. That is not my name. :(

correct: ä = ae ö = oe ü = ue (and ß = ss)

INCORRECT: ä = a ö = o ü = u

Leaving out the dots can actually change the meaning of words. Examples:

schwül: muggy, sticky schwul: gay [homosexual] ächten: to outlaw achten: to regard/respect sb./sth. schön: beautiful schon: already, yet

Respect the Umlaute :(

[swordi001]

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

[just-an-evil-immortal]

As a native german speaker I sometimes need to remind myself, when writing in english, that I cant just keep going with a sentence and that, unlike german, where you can make a sentence go on for as long as you want if you're a true lover of Nebensätze, english sentences are usually shorter and aren't supposed to go on for multiple lines or god forbid a whole paragraph.