Love-sune

[gatoma]

guys what if narinder was a cat in self-inflicted peril that he could have ended at any time.

[angelfishcake]

AU where they found the way back the day Hunter found the rooster onsie

based on this

[spikeplate]

idc how old this audio is, I hear greg and moon fighting every time and it’s my favorite

[kendallroyvevo]

scrunching my face real hard rn

[deathwarlock]

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It's the epitome of the REAL definition of "degeneration" and people act like it's some sort of "beautiful natural process" no bitch it's literally a disease. It's a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.

Same goes for death itself. "Natural" body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there's a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.

[drew-dopamine]

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL

AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!

Do your fucking research before you tell me I'm wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I'm sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt

[drew-dopamine]

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

[junejasprose-addict]

Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

hey dude

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

they didn’t take the chill pill

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

22 years old and you're like this? smh no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you

[headspace-hotel]

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal

[spacelazarwolf]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????

[clarissamansplainsitall]

[magpieddd]

BABY BOY. BABY.

[toon-shine-blog]

i made this for my bendy ask account on insta, but i figured i might as well post it here too. audio from here

[osamustar]

IM SOBBING

[rubykgrant]

HEY MICHAEL

[v-murderkings]

Welcome to Keeping Up With The Deamonnes

Starring Dadrius, Sonter, and Feral Uncle Eber

[neonmaniacswag]

So one of my other strange headcanon for Hunter.

Whenever he's in the dark, like midnight keep of dark or whatever, he'll just look like a tall scary shawdowy figure with glowing eyes like you're seeing rn

The pure reason for this is so Belos would have a near heart attack every night when he see Hunter

[woundliqour]

[aggressivewhenstartled]

This is why I get meal kits. Do I need them? No. Can I easily make them myself? For way cheaper? Yes. WILL I??? No.

Other tips: if you are going to buy things that aren’t pre-taxed, you need to make a habit of always doing the prep AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME. it will NEVER HAPPEN if you don’t.

Get the bulk pack of steaks! But you are never gonna eat them before they go bad. If you freeze them in individual ziplocks as soon as you unpack you probably will?

Get the celery, but you need to cut it ALL UP and store it in the fridge in water or it will rot.

And don’t do all tgese at once, get like, one or two prep things a trip. You aren’t gonna get it started if it’s a huge task.

[rogueemmy]

Don’t pass by these tips because you don’t have ADHD! 

These are valid points for the busy parent, the overstressed college student, and the person working the “wrong” shift. 

Real story - I have thrown away SO MUCH meat and produce in my time. Frozen veggies can even be better than fresh, since they are picked when ripe and frozen rather than picked early and expected to ripen in shipping. My local grocer will sometimes pre-chop less-than-desirable veggies and sell them in the discount cooler - a chopped onion is more useful than a whole one! Meat in bulk packs is WAY cheaper, but you have to make breaking up that huge pack part of putting away the groceries. Also, having a place to put the groceries away helps make the process easier. It’s taken me more than one decade of life to figure these things out. 

It’s not lazy if it is efficient. Professionals call it “time management.” 

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[theellipelli]

this is what happened right

[stirfrygg]

PLEASE MY FRIEND MADE THIS AFTER WE WATCHED THE SEASON FINALE IM BEGGING YOU TO WATCH IT

[love-sune]

OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

I CANT RIGHT NOW

Belos got SO mad when he saw Flapjack! Was I the only one who noticed that Belos yelled Caleb’s name after seeing his palisman?! He sAID CALEB!

All of this was so messed up

But another thing

If you look at his face here it looks like he is genuinely sad and upset about what he did to his brother.

It doesn’t make it forgivable but at least this guy still has a heart

[love-sune]

So I didn’t notice the first time I watched that Hunter pushed Willow out of the way with his yellow teleport thing. I only noticed this second time, also Gus there in the corner looks like he’s already working on the illusion.

First of all I think it’s so sweet that Hunter’s first instinct was to keep Willow safe. But then I realized that his staff is nowhere in sight. I know it could just be a part of the illusion but when you really look at it, even in his movements it doesn’t look like he’s using a staff.

SOOOO does this really mean that Hunter can just teleport on his own now and he hasn’t realized it yet????? Honestly that would be so cool.

[theriverdraws]

Ah yes, parallels

[legomocfodder]

I present: the High Geologist, based off this post