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I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

pinnipetal

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

dualcasterjay

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

cornistasiathecoblinking

And for FUCKS SAKES!!!! Stop using “unalive” to mean kill, suicide, murder, etc etc!!! These words have power for a REASON!!

By taking away that power and making it this “uwu babybabybaby” talk, we take away the IMPORTANCE OF THESE WORDS!!!

madamewesker

#newspeak is the mind killer

ruinedchildhood

stardynamite

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

stardynamite

My artistic rendition:

windowz97

girl who sat next to me at the coffee shop had that Tortured By Computer Work look in her eye so i turned to her and was like Are u doing research? and it turns out she (white) just started working as an indigenous liaison for an ecological wellness surveying company (hired bc she worked with the local nation for a year) so i was like OMG can i share resources with you. and whipped out my 1 million notes and academic papers on ethical Indigenous-settler relations/research and Indigenous perspectives on ecological restoration. she was like omg are u sure this is basically a whole course for free and i wanted to tear my shirt off liek YES!!!! I WANT TO PROMOTE LOW BARRIER EDUCATION TO ADVANCE DECOLONIZATION AND RECONCILIATION!!!!!!!!!!! STEP IN2 MY GOOGLE DOC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uhhhhmanda

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

fullmetalfisting

So I recently saw a video where a wild dolphin comes out of the ocean and gives a human a fish. I did some googling and found out that it’s one of those fish the dolphins use to get high. So this stoned ass dolphin is like “wouldnt it be funny if I passed the blunt to those weird land dudes?” And went and did it.

Anyway if someone told you a dolphin came out of the ocean and handed you a fish, they’d never fucking believe you. Like it’s lucky this guy got it on video. Imagine if this happened in ancient times.

“Peleus says a dolphin breached the sea and bestowed upon him a poisonous fish”

“We all know Peleus to tell tales!”

inklinac-ja

@inklinac-ja

himynamesisnotemail

Hello kitty is king

kosmogrl

um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

kosmogrl

WHO SAID THAT?