Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
d e v o n
Three Goblin Art
titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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JVL
Jules of Nature
todays bird
sheepfilms
Game of Thrones Daily
Love Begins
Not today Justin
RMH
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
seen from Bangladesh
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seen from Malaysia
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@lovecrvftian
Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways
this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country
Who is Villanelle? Huge question…
We want to make you and Villanelle an offer.
Killing Eve – 2x06
Konstantin + freak-out edition
↳ requested by: @ilovecathtates2
killing eve (2018-?) - out of context #1 - an absolute mess
Killing Eve - 2x08
me every minute of every day:
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
Your man thinks caramelizing onions means putting caramel on onions
I`m not gonna explain myself
gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.
Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.
Capitalism is so exhausting
Fuck this
This is insane.
Capitalism is so innovative /s
Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?
Step 1: Open Notepad.
Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.
What does this do?
This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.
“Wretched, wretched, and yet with good intentions.”
— Franz Kafka, from a diary entry dated December 24, 1910.
