i know none of this will matter in the long run

simone | 30 | mpls | she/her i write stuff sometimes. i mostly complain and take nothing seriously

[schlimdog]

theres a dhar mann waiting in the sky

what happens next will shock you, even bring tears to your eyes

theres a dhar mann waiting in the sky

he hated on the homeless they were rich dudes in disguise

[loveridden1999]

realest ever

[hungwy]

Don't ask me I just blog here

[silvertons]

Cinderella (1997) + costumes

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[thebodyinquestion]

you vs the girl she tells you not to worry about

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[johnbottoms]

ibuprofen...... ubuprofen...... 🤝 webuprofen 💞💞

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[phantomrose96]

#fuck we’ve entered turn based combat (via @philologicalbat)

[herbert-west]

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

[grimdarkgoldcross]

i’m sorry for being abnormal about that middle aged woman it will happen again

[utopians]

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[phantomrose96]

There are plenty of perils to “monetize your hobbies” but I think the aspect that scares me the most is that you are now agreeing to be yelled at.

[myfavoritedemons]

Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.

[hucklenberries]

this is peak cinema

[lovedandliked]

i die, i die! (a little death) by lovedandliked

the pitt | victoria javadi/cassie mckay | 3.8k words | T

victoria agrees to babysit for cassie and fights the feelings she may or may not have for her while helping make an important fashion decision.

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