All The Colors At Full Brightness

Adam 20

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[theshitneyspears]

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[saidikye]

Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[surprisebitch]

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[ifeel-tabul0us]

Gay culture is Boy A trying to talk to you and you hit it off for a while but then after a month he responds less and less. By the end of the month Boy A posts a pretty cryptic picture on his social media with Boy B but no tag. You don’t really think much of it and decide they’re probably just friends.

After dealing with the initial sting Boy C comes along, tries to talk to you, but you’re not really interested because you’re still recovering from Boy A. You do a bit of research on Boy C and you find out that he used to date Boy B. You find Boy B’s social media and find out that Boy A and Boy B are fucking and it all makes sense!

Gay culture is putting 2 and 2 together from little to no information and finding out way more than you were looking for and in the end your feelings are hurt.

[crimescenehoe]

Damn, Are any of us doing okay?

[alexander]

[angrypsychologist]

Stop reading my diary!

[neglectedsnack-deactivated20230]

You didn’t have to read me like this wow

[charizord]

[991119911199]

[bromeo-dudiet]

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

[bellygangstaboo]

what the hell is going on in this country?!

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Well damn

[justcariii]

Shit has been bad for a while

[fatcr0w]

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

[msleoduh]

Reblog to save a life….

[ryderdai]

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

[aixela89]

Reblog to save a life

[timberwolfalpha]

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[gahdamnpunk]

THIS

[emt-monster]

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

this is so important

[arkhamarchitecture]

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

[kenderfriend]

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

[seperis]

Please do so, and I’m doubling down on saying TELL A FRIEND WHAT YOU TOOK.  You may not be able to talk to the paramedics or are speaking only in tongues at that point; make sure they know. 

I speak as a friend who has a rule that if I go out with anyone, they have to tell me if they take anything and preferably don’t do until I can be around in case something goes wrong (and can see myself what it looks like, just in case).  I don’t judge, I don’t honestly care other than friend in question’s safety and health.  This has been in effect since college and it works.

[infinite-playlist]

literally me.

[blowedd]

[mrscarypanda]

Hay, Remember When...?

This has to be my favorite Malcom in the Middle scene of all time.  Just her reaction!

[mayflower-uwu]

I’ll be frank.

I so bloody relate to this.

[risarodil]

Happy International Women’s Day! 

[underrmyumbrellaella]

SING IT BABY

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

this is honestly a common way people try to invalidate trauma victims, “how can we trust you when you’re so damaged?” and of course bill o’rielly would immediately go to that

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it hurts but whatever

[thelovejournals]

I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.

Brian Andreas, Story People (via thelovejournals)