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Kristina // 20 // She/Her

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[ashestoashesjc]

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[were--ralph]

choose

glass half full

ass half empty

Voting ended onMar 9, 2025

[were--ralph]

STAFF MAKE POLLS EDITABLE I LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF YOU NOW

[were--ralph]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS VERSION 😭

[comingupwithjoshdun]

Man I’m really not gonna get over Bucky telling Sam he loves him. There’s so many layers to that ☹️❤️

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

:)

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[farmlesbians]

having a very public breakdown on tumblr is actually quite noble and should be respected

[pop-punklouis]

everyone who actually lived through the peak of zouis, the crash of bus 1, and then ten years later see them officially reunite during zayn’s first tour with louis supporting him from the balcony….. deserves a veterans discount and financial compensation for the rest of their lives.

[holyshit]

also why the FUCK are people still stalking the boys enough to know where louis is. fuck all of you who have no humanity enough to know how absolutely dehumanizing it is to treat their grief like a spectacle that you need updates for. let them speak when they're ready or not speak about this publicly at all ever if that's what they want. leave them the fuck alone.

[holyshit]

literally makes me sick to my stomach to think that anyone's first thought after someone's death is to park themselves outside the person's FAMILY'S HOME, as a fucking stranger, and watch it like a tv show. beyond disgusted. i thought the people without boundaries in this fandom would at least have some common sense and compassion enough to not do this at a time like this, but nope, apparently i was giving them too much credit because what the actual fuck

[inharrystyles]

Last group hug of the OTRA tour in Sheffield, 10/31/15.

[alloutshirt]

started thinking about zayn, going on his first tour in less than a week, losing the one he last shared this with ten years ago . then i started thinking about louis, who’s strength and optimism is being pushed once again after losing his mum, sister and now brother. thinking of harry who also lost friends in similar circumstances . and niall, who was the last of the boys to see him, as his friend came to support him and sing the words they sang together back at him . thinking about them together . how they protected each other the best they could from the start . none of them deserves any of this

[katdoctor]

I saw the amount of episodes that are in this season, and thought that they split up the season. Like Netflix sometimes do. but noo, it a 6 episode season not a 10 episode season like every other season.

With that in mind when I was watching episode 5 and somewhat of 6, I was thinking it was all right because this is was just like the middle slow bit and not the end of the season. I was wrong 😥

[prongsletmoony]

[vanishbyers]

struggling my way through season 4 of netflix’s bastardization of umbrella academy as i always do and part way through episode four i’ve had to turn it off out of sheer anger and melancholy at the handling of klaus’ plot w the mothers of agony possession prostitution situation. why the fuck are they playing that for laughs i’ve actually had a enough

[3njoythesil3nce]

Plot holes/crappy writing in TUA 4

• Five, the guy who spent 45 years in an apocalypse and went back specifically to save his siblings from the same fate, ended up betraying Diego with such lightness and unjustified hatred and almost left the whole family because he got rejected by Lila?

• Five and Lila together just because Five needed a love interest when up until a season ago they had a sibling dynamic and Lila was madly in love with Diego

• In the end they decide to sacrifice themselves to destroy the Marigold but then they all reincarnate as Marigold flowers? and there is literally half a bottle of Marigold left intact in Diego's van?

•why in the hell was Lila shooting laser from her eyes? where did that power come from?

• Luther regains his powers and gets his monkey body back even though it has NOTHING to do with his powers since he morphed into that after Reggie saved his life by injecting him with a serum in season one

• in the end, all the past villains are shown together in the correct timeline when they all should be from completely different times

• Five feels like a COMPLETELY different person, the decharacterization was unreal.

• Klaus' new powers are shown for a second and then for the rest of the season he's basically reduced to a prostitute, ruining all the anticipation of seeing his true strength that has been building up since season 2 and nullifying all of his self improvement

• why was Jennifer in a fucking squid?

• in the end how are the children alive if their parents never existed?

• Ben and Jennifer were completely USELESS. and they were supposed to be key characters of the season

• Abigail's storyline made NO sense at all, she was supposed to be one of the most important characters in the series since the foreshadowing of her presence starts in season 1 and then she is reduced to two scenes in which she basically goes "fuck you Reggie for destroying the world, now I'll destroy it too as punishment" ???

• when Five meets the other Fives in the diner he doesn't show any symptoms of Paradox Psychosis

• Ray and Sloane are cut out of the show with two lines without explaining anything

• Diego dies without saying goodbye to his children

• Jean and Gene barely have a role in the whole season

• Allison sacrificed everything and everyone for Claire and their relationship is reduced to 3 scenes?

[thecrimsonrocketeer]

“…and for the final season of UA, the culmination of three seasons of storytelling… we’re gonna make Five cuck his brother and then kill everyone!”

Roaring applause from the writers room

[hollanovsanya]

Season 4 Klaus with eyeliner because I needed to feel something after that shit show of a season