[frontmansdefender]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[saywhat-politics]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Yet more taxpayer money wasted by these braindead fascist cunts

[afloweroutofstone]

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[catboybiologist]

-Kristi Noem

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[catasters]

[lovelyladies12]

MONCH

[magpiesbones]

me: okay so to avoid Hand Damage and also to have Enough Sleeps I need to put the knitting down now

the horrible creature who lives in my brain and only understands instant gratification: SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK PICK IT UP MAKE A SOCK MAKE THE SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give me a nice thought

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bitch I’ll live to WRITE it

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[magicratfingers]

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

[kumachichi]

gentle reminder that liking plushies (or any kind of toy for that matter) doesn’t have an expiration date. you can like them when you’re a kid, when you’re a teenager, when you’re an adult. it’s nothing to be ashamed about! never let anyone shame you into abandoning your hobby. embrace it! 🩷

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[oldmanpusspuss]

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

[oldmanpusspuss]

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

[lichposting]

we cannot keep having these baldurs gate 3 and critical role people voice acting every new game. we need random people. people whose only credits are random low budget live action TV shows. someone who just works in the same building as the localisation team. anything. please. if i hear matt mercer ever again there will be consequences

[classicalsongbirdknits]

Saturday is for coffee and farmer’s markets in the morning, and then tea and knitting in the afternoon.