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still the worst of all

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[fish-blood-on-my-shoes]

Free use meme

[fish-blood-on-my-shoes]

Free use meme

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[eleanorreadsandwritesromantasy]

At this point literally anything helps.

[mango-mingi]

For my upcoming mid terms, semi finals and finals. Please.

[kimlockholmes]

Eh fuck it let’s do this not like i’m gonna lose anything anyways

[medicine-san]

this is fun and I want to see how it goes for everyone

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lucidpeech]

my God, why have you forsaken me?

[fruitegg]

concussed legend

for and big ups to @computermice - lifesaver

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[vykodlak]

[spadedaceart]

GIVEAWAY: 1,000 FOLLOWERS

Good lord this is a milestone I, in all honesty, didn’t expect to reach!

And, as a thank you for following and helping me reach this milestone, I’m going to do a giveaway of a free painted aka full rendered, full body tier character commission!

HOW TO ENTER:

Be a follower/follow me

Like this post

Reblog for one extra entry!

RULES:

No nsfw

I will not, even if paid, draw Morgana (regardless of fandom, but this one is fandom specific)

OCs are always welcome!

Try not to be that guy™ who follows to get the free art and then bail

I’ll leave this open for followers and new followers alike. I’ll put names into a randomizer and leave it to fate to choose a winner for me.

The winner will be announced on MARCH 31st!

And thank you again!!!!! Especially to you, Trollhunters/3Below/TOA fandom! Ultimately its all of you that helped me get this far!

~SA

[fischotterkunst]

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

[fischotterkunst]

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

[hideousgourd]

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

[june-egbert-official]

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

[martintax]

this is possibly THE most cliche/cheesy thing to ask, but eventual kodd marriage? same sex marriage laws came in 2015... the show's canon ended in 2003... would that be a long enough time for those two nervous sweethearts to reach that point together?

Hehe sorry for a long wait… yeah I had troubles to come up with this lol but something simple heh

[martintax]

this is possibly THE most cliche/cheesy thing to ask, but eventual kodd marriage? same sex marriage laws came in 2015… the show’s canon ended in 2003… would that be a long enough time for those two nervous sweethearts to reach that point together?

[lovelyplantbirb]

[crying]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

[khymeira]

[I Versum]

Dori me, interimo adepare dori me Ameno, ameno, latire, latire mo Dori me

Ameno Oma nare imperavi ameno Direme, direme matiro–

[thenatsdorf]

[mxwlfgrl]

Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine

[fabuloustrash05]

[2k18leo-deactivated20260428]

[mintywhisker-deactivated2021053]

[gwuwwy]

[lovelyplantbirb]

mhm

[glumshoe]

Are crabs and spiders in the same family? Are spiders just smaller, scarier, land crabs?

No–they’re both arthropods, but so are insects. They share a phylum, but Arthropoda is HUGE. There IS a subphylum Chelicerata which includes spiders and horseshoe crabs, and potentially “sea spiders”, but the crabs we eat and the spiders you see in your garden are not closely related.

HOWEVER. Isopods are a type of crustacean–you might know them by the names “roly-poly”, “sowbug”, “woodlouse”, “armadillo bug”, or pillbug. Some species live at the bottom of the sea and grow to the size of lapdogs, but some terrestrial species live under rocks in your back yard (probably). They’re related to crabs!

[thedurvin]

Chelicerata also includes the extinct Sea Scorpions, including the largest known arthropod to have ever lived, Jaekelopterus

Technically Japanese spider-crabs’ limbs are long enough to beat that, but I think Jaekelopterus wins because it’s a full unit while the crabs are the size of a toaster with long skinny appendages.

[thedurvin]

The Council of Eurypterids stands in judgment

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the Council of Eurypterids, a group of ancient arthropods that stands in judgment against those that derail threads/conversations with bizarre tangents that don’t make any damn sense

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Tunic of the Judgmental Eurypterids, grants protection against conversations being derailed; if characters are trying to have a totally sensible conversation about, say, arthropod trivia, but someone drifts the subject with irrelevant asides, aesthetic posts, and plugs for bizarre merchandise, the wearer may summon ghostly chitinous beasts from beyond to force the target to shut up for a minute and let everyone get back to what they were trying to talk about. (Hopefully the appearance of ghostly chitinous beasts from beyond doesn’t distract everyone further.)

(Link to new design on TeePublic)

[glumshoe]

fuck this entire post

[theflashisgone]

I read this as “the Council of Euripides” and thought the post was going to have prehistoric arthropods discussing Greek tragedies

[glumshoe]

hmm….

[crystalsoulslayer]

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or

eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

[thewhaleridingvulcan-deactivate]

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

[jerseyfiredragon]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

[spacegothprincess]

To add, this works on job interviews too.  I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.