You donât have to write this if you donât want. But I imagine Rodrick comforting reader after she gains weight from the Kalteen bars. Maybe itâs one of the only times he really sees her be vulnerable
AN : YASSSSS OMG YESSS ILYSMMM ANON (LOVE YOUR IDEA UR SO CREATIVEEE) !!!! And don't worry, I honestly don't really have stuff I am really uncomfortable writing (as long as your idea is clear/not graphic of SH/SA or anything related to that... I'm good- even then you could ask but I MIGHT/WILL tweak the request if I'm uncomfortable/don't understand the ask!) BUT feel free to leave more asks as it's lwk something I LOVEEEE doing as an author (?) / writer (?)
TW: ed, self image issues, (forced) weight gain, cussing, allusions of sex, vomiting mention, (reader tries to puke) and defo angst to comfort. #we love Rodrick yall!! (PS. IT WON'T MAKE SENSE ish because the timeline is based off my "whole" story that goes with Milkshake and all) THIS IS ALSO A HEADCANNON. Which means that this will be reused at some point so if its familiar...well...it is. (put the story under the cut for those uncomfortable)
Damian evil plan finally worked. It took him all the way to November to get Cady to trust him...
The plan was simple, yet deadly efficient. He knew that the only thing his sister is attached, is her physique. Basically her
The house was empty, except for Rodrick who was skipping school all day to practice for a concert that was going to happened next week or something like that. (name) didn't remember everything because basically they were making out.
So when he hears his girlfriend screaming like someone got murdered, he brought his drumsticks (thinking he was going to beat someone up) and rushed upstairs where he saw her in the bathroom trying to throw up.
"What the fuck are you trying to do ?" He asked while pulling her hair up.
"Trying to lose all the fuckin' weight I gained, that bitch lied to me."
"I'm sorry who lied to you ?"
"Cady! She ain't ready for what's about to unfold, she gave me WEIGHT GAINING BARS ! RODRICK I LOOK HIDEOUS ! I AM..." She was crying and trying her best not to look at him, as he held her and kissed her forehead softly.
"You're not hideous, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen...and slept with too. Come on, it's not that bad. Plus, you look so much healthier now." He said while trying to wipe her tears off.
"I still hate Cady, how dare she. I gave her everything!"
"Mmh, yeah and like what you're gonna plan something grand and evil just to get back at her."
"...probably, but she ain't that smart to pull it off all alone."
"I mean... I could ask Greg to see who mightâve helped her pull it off. He would do it in exchange of another babysitting night."
"The one where we give your brothers pizzas and soda, tell them to watch tv in the living room while we do it in your room ?"
"Exactly... maybe next time, we should lock them in the basement and use the whole house. Try new spaces... and techniques."
She giggled softly. Meanwhile, he pulled her up. Since he was taller and had the upperhand with how the two were now positioned, he found that it was a good idea to leave the bathroom and go somewhere else.
"Whatcha doin' ?"
"We're gonna watch a Netflix or two..."
"Without chill ? What happened to you ?" she mocked with a fake-shock.
"Well, you're not in the mood, so I think that cartoons and cheese fries will do the trick."
"I need to lose weight." she said with a frown.
"Bullshit."
"I can't fit in any pants ! I wouldn't be able to sit at the table and then my whole reputation will be fucked and I'm fucked cause who am I without all the power and glory ?"
"You're my bae, my sweetie, my darling and the one and only." He said while kissing her.
She melted in the kiss and tried to forget about it.
She had other important matters.
Weight, can wait.
Rodrick, not so much.
"Aww Frank, look, they're asleep." Susan cooed at the sight of her oldest son, cuddling his girlfriend in his sleep.
Susan took a few pictures before pulling the covers on (name) who looked like she was cold. Greg and Manny were both staring at the sight, and Greg had audibly gagged, it was loud enough for Rodrick to flip him off.
Lowkey I feel like if cady(I was gonna say Janice but I feel like if she's old friends with her she already knows her family are assholes) would try to get Damian to help take reader down but like after lowkey hearing the family dynamic or whatever wouldn't necessarily sympathize with Regina!reader but would be more understanding on why she's the way she is
[Before we start : Gotham Academy starts at ten years old but they have a private elementary school affiliated with them which starts from three and a half years old to nine/ten years old (depending upon your birthday) and also Damian Wayne is in green while Damian Leigh (mean girls) is in pink]
Youâre right at like 75%⊠so get this, Damian enters Gotham Academy. He expects that his life would lowkey be normal but is sat down next to a kid called Greg Heffley who claims he knows his sister and thatâs a good reason why they should be friends.
Damian is disgusted because the class is full of gross and nasty idiots⊠and feels like his intelligence is barely stimulated. He feels overwhelmed by their stupidity and decides that he needs a break.
So during lunch time, he heads towards the art class where the teacher is grading some students arts while listening to music. Thereâs also a few students who are there, and since most of the tables are full (either itâs from groups of friends or from projects that are literally 4D), Damian has to sit down at a table at the far end of the room.
He meets Janice and another guy whoâs also named Damian. The two introduced themselves and when they heard Damian introducing himself the two had to stifle a laugh.
âWhatâs so funny ?â Damian (Wayne) asked
âNothing, nothing, itâs just that I thought you were stuck up like your sister.â Janice said
âJan, heâs stuck up but nerd version.â Damian (Leigh) whispered to Janice, but it was loud enough for the Wayne kid to hear.
âIâm not stuck up !â He said.
âWell yeah and might defend your sister for being a biatch too ? Listen kid, donât play with us.â Janice told Damian with her serious expression.
âI honestly donât care what you think about my sister but your opinion about me is biased by the fact you donât appreciate my sister.â
âDonât appreciate is sugarcoated little man. Janice here has another definition that might make you shiver in your timbers.â
Damian learned all about how evil and sadistic his sister was. What he didnât know was that Janice used to be (name)âs friend, until Janice said she was from Lebanon and (name) heard lesbianâŠ
And so thatâs how their friendship had catastrophically ended, even tho Janice was in elementary school with her and knew that her dad is basically as emotionally available as a brick wall in Fort Knox and that one of her older brother died.
Which totally doesnât forgive the fact that (name) started the rumour that Janice was a lesbian and had teeth in her down there from an infection or whatever⊠but Janice thinks that even tho it ruined three years of her life, that it was one of the most creative insults (name) has ever done.
It was also to note that Janice was still on good terms with Alfred the majordome who would come to pick (name) up every Friday. And it would be all thanks to Alfred that Janice doesnât loathe and despise the Wayne heiress.
The only thing was that Janice was bitter she lost her best friend over some misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Damian was lowkey just chill about her, except when drama was going on⊠he just became another person when itâs going on !
Anyways⊠Damian got the idea of putting an end to his sister dictatorship over the Academy. Except that he needed people⊠and who else could it be if it wasnât for her friends.
He sees how badly she treats them, except that the blonde and the brunette are far too deep into the kool aid to even realize it⊠except that red haired girl Cady.
He knew that one way or another Cady would break out of that trance and would realize that itâs a toxic environment and that (name) shouldnât run Gotham Academy.
He would influence her into telling him all the secrets of (name) and then would find a way to take her down.
The fallen empire of (name) Wayne⊠a plan written carefully by Damian Wayne.
[Except that he didnât know that nobody would dethrone the Queen of Gotham Academy that easily â there was already dozen of people who did it before â and Damian was probably not gonna be the last⊠but will be the one close enough to make the Queen trip]
However⊠Damianâs actions will have consequences. A ton of pages of dirty little secrets have been found everywhere on the school ground and on the second floor toilet bathroom, a book called the Burn Book had been found by (name)âŠ
And she was crying in the principalâs office with Rodrick hugging her side. There were only two people who were not in the book⊠Damian Wayne and Cady Heron.
[AN : I live off Anonymous Reqs so like write to me⊠Iâll answer and even write one shots because of how itâs motivating me to write⊠I also have still openings for my taglist. ps. My idol is following me so erm.,. HIIII. and thx for the follow since Iâm a huge fan. xo]
Summary : Random moments of (name) at home because I am writing too much for a second part and Damian is going to be such a bitch...and I need to cool tf down before I post the real part twoâŠ
Warnings : NOT PROOFREAD⊠and defo made at four in the morning yâall. Mean Girl coded. Taglist is still open but idk if yâall wanna be tagged in the hcs/blurbs⊠PLS TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS AND REQS ARE ACCEPTED !
Wednesday, midnight, in her own bedroom.ïżŒ
With a poster of her on the cover of Vogue magazine. Then next to it are collage of her and her friends Karen and Gretchen.
There were also posters of celebrities such as Madonna, Courtney Love and Betty Boo.
"I'm telling you, he keeps making me the victim when I was half-virgin when we met !" (Name) cried on the phone while eating half a pint of ice cream.
"But like, are still going to Taco Bell tomorrow ?"
"Karen Iâm on all carb diet, think for one second!â She screeched over the phone.
Karen had ear damage from that incident alone and still claims that she has difficulty with her left ear.
Gretchen and Karen had to endure her for a whole day as she kept getting pissed off way too easily which scared them a lot, especially since she had a fiery personality and knows way too much about everyone.
The truth tho : (name) was mad at herself for not breaking up a while ago when she got bored and let herself get cheated on by a BUM.
The reason why she went to Taco Bell was because Cady said she was apart of the Mathletes. Which was social suicide but also a great opportunity to mindfuck Aaron.
So thanks Cady for being dumb and socially suicidalâ her service was greatly appreciated.
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Thursday, 10:30 pm. For the nth time, Damian has pissed (name) off. This time
"He can shove that apology up his up in his arse!"
"What'd he do again ?"
"⊠a lotâŠâ
Rodrick had forced Greg to make some popcorn in the microwave and brought himself a sofa from the fridge.
He had all night long if his sweet girlfriend wanted to rant about her stupid brother. Honestly he found her cute when she was mad⊠except for when sheâs truly mad at him.
Then heâs scared as fuck.
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Friday, 8:40 pm, in the kitchen.
She was finally getting out of her room for once in a while. Even tho she had eaten at her boyfriendâs place, she was still hungry.
So she made a sandwich while being on the phone with her friends (or followers/cult members if you asked Janice).
"Boo, you whore." She said while buttering a slice of bread.
In her mouth, there was already a small piece of bread because she needed to make sure that it was edible. And also because wellâŠwhy the fuck not ?
Bruce fork left his hand. Alfred left an audible gasp and the rest of the family looked at her in shock. Selina who had been invited was now interested in the girl with a pink vest and a black tank top.
When they blinked again, she wasnât there anymore. They all thought it was a weird coincidence⊠maybe an hallucination⊠who knew.
In reality, she just went to the bathroom because she had eaten too much cheese fries with Rodrick that it was making her feel a tummy ache.
She basically bolted faster than Usain Bolt to the nearest bathroom.
And when Bruce asked her who she was talking to with that crude language, she simply tilted her head and smiled at him.
âOh, no, that would be so against me. Plus I was in the bathroom the whole time. I was also in pyjamasâIâm wearing âemâlook.â She said while pointing at her outfit.
It was a black tank top and a pair of loose grey sweatpants. What he didnât know was that the pair wasnât hers. It was Rodrickâs.
But he didnât need to know that.
Or that she insulted her friend for not being able to go out because she âhas the fluâ.
Summary : Headcannons for my story of Regina George!reader x Batfam.
Warnings : ~none except a few body issues/talks about diet but Rodrick is the best bf istg⊠anyways i wanted to do it before posting another part :)
TAGLIST (STILL OPEN) : @akamenaruto14 ; @redssttar ; @briwaasnothere ; @fatfat93
She hates Damian and everyone who came after Jason's death. She believes theyâre cheap replacements for her older brother.
She claims that she doesn't mind the fact that Bruce neglected her during her whole life, but its a lie.
She makes everyone around her miserable, because she is miserable. And she would rather eat a box full of Katleen bars than to ever admit it.
Has slept with half the football team as a way to piss off her ex.
She claims that if the rest were nearly as attractive as him, then she wouldn't have minded sleeping with them.
Is irreplacable at Gotham Academy. She has made a name for herself and everyone either fears her or loves her.
Is currently dating Rodrick Heffley â who wasnât someone she wouldâve dated if it wasnât pissing her exâbut she now loves Rodrick so much because heâs nice and literally thinks that dieting is trash.
(Name) has a book from when she entered Gotham Academy with all the juicy secrets and she called it âthe burn bookâ.
Has a better relationship with her boyfriendâs family than her own. She considers Greg like a younger brother and often has to babysit the two younger Heffley brothers.
Is the reason why Rodrick isnât smelling like BO or mold and also is the reason why he doesnât spell Door like Dore.
Has made teachers cry, has also scared almost everyone in Gotham Academy. Her boyfriend is scared of her when sheâs mad but has this smile knowing sheâs going to do something.
âItâs not my fault if everyone is in love with me or something!â
âEverything is alleged because my lawyer will sue you.â
âSo itâs alleged that I got a nose job after breaking my nose in P.E.â
âGretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen !â
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âI need to loose five pounds.â (Name)
âNo you donât.â Rodrick
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Bonus â how a weekend in the Heffley household is:
âGreg STOP RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE OR I WILL TELL PATTY YOU HAVE A BIG FAT CRUSH ON HER!â She said before getting up from the couch to see where the little shit would run off to again.
âYOU WOULDNâT DO THAT TO ME !â He yelled from across the room.
âI WOULDNâT DO IT TO YOUR BROTHER!â She screamed before going back to the couch.
âHA! SUCK IT LOSER!â Rodrick is filming the whole thing on his video camera.
Summary : meet the one and only (name) Wayne, the most hated loved girl in Gotham Academy.
Warnings : NEGLIGENCE, Parental Issues, mean girl reader, Regina George inspired readerâŠenjoy.
"(name) Wayne is an icon, she has been in Vogue."
"I once heard that she was pregnant, and twenty girls became pregnant... however it was all a rumor."
"Her ex-friend Janice claims that her nose was insured at 2.9 million dollars... and that's the reason why she didn't cry when her nose broke in P.E."
"When she broke her nose and walked out like a baddie, half the class decided to break their nose, while the rest wore bandages like emotional support for her."
(name) Wayne is the definition of a pretty girl with an evil heart. There was a mixed opinion about herâ either she was an angel with this sweet person or she was the Devil in disguiseâ and yet nobody could deny that she was the most influential (and perhaps incredibly interesting) figure at school.
When she arrived at Gotham Academy at the ripe age of twelve, she made sure to own the school.
Not financially, but literally.
And more specifically, socially.
She ran the place like she owned it, because she did, and nobody had the audacity to tell her "no".
Something her father hasn't done in the seventeen years of her life.
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As a child, (name) would more often than not, find herself all alone in the big mansion.
Her mother had died right after childbirth and ever since then, her father tried his best to raise her.
Keyword for tried, because he just threw his black Amex in her hands and prayed that she would bother someone else.
He never knew that when he sent her to that elementary school for rich and wealthy, that his daughter made three teachers cry, four teachers sent to therapy and the principal questioning their own life, all that while still having an average of 97%.
Her grades would be purely out of cheating and luck. However, she made it seem like she wasn't as bright.
"Can you remind me what the cytoplasm does cause that's like foreign language for me." she asked the class nerd who was a blushing mess right after she looked at him.
"ah...erm... its..."
"Miss Wayne, you got a 100% on that test, you don't need to do the retaking like half the class... please let Mr. White finish the assignment."
"Oh really ? And you haven't told me about it ! Here I was doing the assignment too !" she said in a fake-nice voice, while staring at the teacher with a condescending look.
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"Honestly the girl's a nightmare, but she's scary good in everything." her English teacher said.
"She once walked out of P.E. with her nose bloody, her insurance company called... I had to get the Union to help me out."
"And her father, oh my, he just keeps sending checks like it's damage control. What are we ? His new charity case ?"
"In all my years of teaching, and God knows how long I've been here, she is a viper and a demon with expensive makeup and a black card."
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If (name) Wayne didn't date Aaron Samuels and slept with half the football team, then nobody would've even cared about the fact that she was now spotted at the mall with the one and only Rodrick Heffley â the drummer and leader of a band.
It took one picture from a nobody for (name)'s phone to be blown up of dozens of notifications, and half of them came from her ex.
"Yes Aaron, what do you want ?"
"First, you cheat on me with half the team..."
"Allegedly" she cut him off.
"Fine, whatever, but now this ? Are you that desperate to piss me off ?"
"You cheated on me first, and did it with someone from my English class, not even yours ! The only thing that shock me is your audacity Aaron."
"I know you (name), and I know your games. I will not be apart of them."
"Aaron, you don't know me sweetums, if you did, you wouldn't have done that... well gotta go, Rodrick's calling me." she said sweetly before ending the call.
She smiled at her new boyfriend who handed her a drink, it was a cranberry cocktail, he once heard her mention that she could only drink that and he bought it for her.
"I dunno but you shouldn't change diets, Gretchen said you tried this Southern diet thingy...and I just wanted to say you look like a damn model." He said while drinking his dirty soda.
She kissed his cheek while walking towards her favourite store : 1-3-5. That was where she got most of her vintage dresses, except that since it's not trift-store material, the prices are more around three to five zeros. It was something that always made Rodrick's jaw drop, he wouldn't pay that money for clothes.
But whatever his girlfriend wanted, she shall received, especially since she just uses her father's card most of the time. He never met her family and wants to keep it as such.
He wouldn't be able to look at Bruce in the eyes and say that he and (name) once spent ten grands just because they wanted to. He wouldn't also be able to keep his mouth shut if he sees Bruce for the way he treated her as a child.
He doesn't know her childhood but he knows she hates Damian and made it very clear.
A lot of times.
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âBabe, how do you do with your brother ?â
âWhat do you mean ? With Greg ? Dunno, usually Iâm the one taunting himâŠwhy?â
âHe is coming to Gotham Academy.â She said with a blank face.
Rodrickâs face fell and then looked at his girlfriend who was sitting on his bed. He could only see how pretty she was but he lowkey understood her feelings.
was trying to write something in a notebook.
âOhâŠohâŠwell think that heâs like one of the other students.â
âMy father texted me via his assistant that I had to show the school around to the Demon Spawn.â
âWell, you had already made other plans for that day.â
âReally?â
âMmh. Really.â He said while kissing her.
She smirked and leaned into the kiss.
Fuck Damian.
And most importantlyâ
Fuck Bruce Wayne.
Heâs a shitty father and he will not command the Queen of Gotham Academy.
