Now open to request for 100 words drabbles… which might take a while. See the end of the quotes for rules.
1. „You don’t really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you?“
2. „Jesus. You look shitty.“
3. „What? I didn’t quite catch that, you’re gonna have to speak up.“
4. „Sweetheart, lay your eyes on this.“
5. „You guys, look at my dirty girl!“
6. „Dwight, load him (her) up.“
7. „You earn what you take.“
8. „You don’t scare easy. I love that!“
10. „I love a gal who buys me dinner and doesn’t expect me to put out.“
11. „If you don’t have something interesting for us… somebody’s gonna die.“
12. „I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.“
13. „Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy.“
14. „Well well well, what do we have here? I’ve got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky.
15. „I was gonna ask her to come back with me. Oh, I know what you’re thinking: "How could I ever shop a guy who just bashed her husband’s (boyfriend’s, brother’s, best friend’s etc) head in.“ You’d be surprised.“
16. „Well, pardon me young man (young lady), excuse the shit out of my goddamn french but did you just threaten me?“
17. „Feels good! Sounds good! I do believe Lucille’s getting a little jealous.“
19. „Kid I ain’t gonna lie.. you scared the shit outta me.“
20. „I will show you around.“
21. „You know, you do the same damn stink-eye as your dad.“
22. „Hot enough for you?“
23. „Damn, I‘m not gonna have time to screw any of my wives. I mean, maybe one.“
24. „You’re a badass. You’re not scared of shit. Don’t be scared of me, it’s a disappointment.“
25. „You really want me to ruin the surprise?“
27. „Can I talk to you for a minute, dear wife?“
28. „You, my dear, are here because you get that.“
29. „You know I don’t want anyone here that doesn’t want to be here, right?“
30. „Oh, of course you do darlin‘.“
31. „But the messed up thing is, you like me anyway.“
32. „Always wanted to screw a whole bunch of different women.“
33. „You find me, you kill two of my men, and you’re smart enough to know that I’m not gonna let this slide.“
34. „Do you really want to piss me off?“
35. „I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings or anything.“
36. „I want you to sing me a song.“
37. „I think it would be enjoyable… to screw your brains out.“
38. „I‘m about 50% more into you now. Just sayin‘.“
39. „Shit! What the shit? You tried to kill me? You shot Lucille!“
40. „You don’t need to be scared anymore.“
41. „You got some beach ball sized lady nuts coming all kamikaze like that.”
42. „Well, it can all be yours. All you got to do is answer one simple question. Who are you?“
44. „You broke the rules. Now you gotta pay.“
45. „This is kinda thing that just tickles my balls.“
46. „You guys! Look at my dirty girl!“
47. „I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nut sack is made of steel.“
48. „I am not dying until good and ready.“
49. „You are smart, hot as hell, dignified as shit, and you don’t suffer one goddamn fool.“
50. „I’m bigger. I’m badder. And I got a bat.“
52. „I‘m sorry for this. I really am. I’m sorry that you lost all you had. But I know in some way I can help get it back.“
53. „I‘m sorry you had to see that, I really want you to understand we’re not monsters.“
54. „You look beautiful baby.“
56. „Don’t you touch her!“
58. „You will do your job!“
59. „Oh, I‘m doing my best to hold it together right now.“
60. „Well, good mornin‘ to you darlin‘.“
61. „My first wife was a real wife. My only wife.“
62. „You got me wrapped around your little finger, you know that?“
63. „That is how I was weak.“
64. „All jokes aside, you look rad as hell.“
65. „You’re gonna need this. I just got a feelin‘.“
66. „I know I had to make a pretty strong first impression.“
67. „This is the only way.“
68. „Anyone wanna finish the game?“
69. „Wow! You don’t scare easy.“
72. „You provide for me! You belong to me, right?“
75. „Damn. You’re something else.“
76. „You know what? I don’t accept your apology.“
77. „That is a beautiful name.“
78. „You can help me run this place one day.“
79. „I feel like I ought to give you a signing bonus.“
80. „It’s not a man-woman kinda thing. I mean, if you had a dick, I would still have these feelings.“
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