[quantumghosts]

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

okay but honestly why bowser? why is it always bowser? like why does evey internet horny thing keep leading back to bowser? what is it about this lizard that makes everyone horny? 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

thank you brave research team 

[jame7t]

the real world is hell for bugs

[jame7t]

we literally have an item called “bug spray.” it does nothing but harm and murder bugs. it is not called Bug Killing Spray, it’s called bug spray, because we don’t like them

[jame7t]

we’re in hell but it’s not our hell its bug hell

[whitepeopletwitter]

[singing-with-stars-deactivated2]

[tumblr] user (shamefully)

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[reillymouse]

fun funeral facts

embalming, the process of chemically preserving a corpse, is typically not required by law. unless you need to transport the body long-distance or postpone the burial, it’s 100% a vanity thing.

a body still rots in air-tight conditions. so “protective” or “sealed” caskets are basically a scam, and anything fancy like metal is a waste of money.

want a beautiful casket for a viewing, but think burning or burying an expensive piece of hardwood is a waste of money and trees? rentals exist.

you don’t need a coffin for cremation. the minimum requirement is that the body be in a “cremation container,” which is a simple cardboard box.

home funerals are an option. you don’t need to hand the body over to a funeral home, and you can keep their involvement to a minimum.

natural burial sites exist. you can have your unembalmed body straight up thrown in the dirt to be tree food, if you want.

there are a lot of funeral homes that will prey on your ignorance and vulnerability in order to get as much money out of you as possible. they may imply optional certain services are legally mandatory, steer you away from cheaper options, charge additional costs for what’s supposed to be all-inclusive services, etc.

one person’s death is another person’s profit. know your rights, do your research, and apply the same scrutiny you would to any other business.

[absolutelybatty]

For those of you interested, the youtube channel Ask A Mortician does a lot of videos on taboo death subjects, answers questions and is a huge advocate for natural burials and being present during the actual funeral process so you don’t get taken advantage of by the funeral industry. She’s one of my favourite youtubers and I highly recommend her videos.

[snootynooty]

Hi! I’m in med school for mortuary science and these are all true! I would definitely encourage you to do your own research + watch Ask A Mortician before some greedy funeral director sucks you of your money 🖤💘🖤

[saint-batrick]

went to the top mortuary college in the US, can confirm all of this.

[snootyfoxfashion]

Nature Animal Art Prints by Curioseum

x / x / x / x / x

x / x / x / x / x

[rodrickheffeley]

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that’s on you

[thoodleoo]

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

[thoodleoo]

in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts

[thoodleoo]

[systlin]

I should make that shirt and also this dude fucks.

[nietzscheantrout-deactivated202]

my boyfriend [41m] and i [4,000,000m] have been together for 12 years, but he will only say he loves me back in spanish. is this normal?

[killmeimbroke]

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUTTA THIS

[genderaffirmingslurs]

SUBTITLES:

Person on camera: "calling on all gen-z to help boost the crap out of this again, they're arresting all the Native American protesters over Mount Rushmore, please we need to keep track of them"

[materialisnt]

NDN Collective announces Black Hills Bail and Legal Defense Fund

link to bail fund

[t3sticles]

Boomers when they see someone with dyed hair

[hi-drunk-im-dad]

Me when I see someone with dyed hair

[garagevillage-old-blog]

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909

[mysharona1987]

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

Republicans are beyond parody I swear to fuck.

[jamieisamess]

SHE BLOCKED THEM TOO LMAOOOOOO

[rabbitgiftideas]

“9/13 this year is the Chinese mid-autumn festival(a.k.a moon festival). Guess who are making mooncakes for us on the moon!” (x-post: /r/aww) https://ift.tt/31nZaBw

[barlowstreet]

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.