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quiet

[lovingyouiseasybabe]

A cat came and laid on the couch and chilled with me, randomly.

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[numerouno2016]

Wth can’t hurt

[everythingstarstuff]

[lovingyouiseasybabe]

Wake up get up get out there

[ssaisstopsexualassaultinsch-blog]

Consent Education.

[the-psychlife]

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[unedited-spoonie]

And please note that there are no specific pronouns. Consent is ALWAYS required from ALL individuals, regardless of gender, sex, relationship, et cetera.

[nsfwhandsomedaddy-deactivated20]

This is always relevant

[xshylittlemousex-deactivated201]

Too important not to reblog

[purple-buddha-project]

[conop-8888]

[tiffanarchy]

if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number

[moistnugget]

[lottiesquishhugs]

the main theme of the 2005 movie robots: capitalism leads to uniformity, crushing of innovation and creativity, and the killing off of the poor who cant afford to live

the rest of robots: look at this robots gigantic ASS

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[honeygordo]

[calico-dan]

Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 

[catsuggest]

empowermente !

[datarep]

How the probability of sharing a first name changed over time

[ridgedog-blog]

Brass nails and why I have them.

Ever since last night I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.

Here’s what they look like:

another view 

HERE’s is the reason:

I bite my nails all the time. constantly, idly, without thinking.

If you’re like me, and love giving back scratches, then having no nails is a problem:

Here’s how chose to fix this problem:

Shoot bullet, collect casing.

cut bullet.

The bullets have a taper inside. we will want the broader side of the taper to be outward on our nails, and the thinner side against the rear of the nail so there is no jutting up of material when they are glued on. Here’s what that taper looks like, one cylinder is flipped over to show how thick it is at the base:

clip, bend, and trim into a nail shape:

sand for a fine (BUT NOT CUTTING SHARP) edge on the front and smooth edges.

Glue with Krazy glue, it’s the best.

it’ll dry quick. NOW TRY BACK SCRATCHES. LOOK AT THIS DIFFERENCE.

Amazing. the nails will stay on for about a week at a time before working themselves loose, when that happens just scrape the glue off and reapply.

Unless you happen to have reached into the closet and snagged it on your shelves and broke the nail off on your pinky cuz holy god that hurt. reapply anyways.

Also these work as screwdrivers, knives and various other multi-tools at the tip of your finger, so that’s pretty rad. I don’t know how odd i should feel about having done this, but i must say; it’s handy as hell and really fun to have nails again.

OH, also you can shine them with “brasso” or something but screw that, I’ve tried that and they get mirror bright and really annoyingly shiny. not my thing.

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

excellent

[spacedyke]

this is some steampunk shit and i love it

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

Holy shit, this is literally the coolest thing I’ve read all day.

[thetransintransgenic]

“Here’s how I chose to fix this problem:

shoot bullets, collect casing”

[smooththegoofyshark]

‘murica

[alberto-rosende]

what do you mean your family doesnt speak english? how do you comunicate?

i know this may sound surprising for a lot of you, but english isn’t the only language in the world

[emoticons-translated]

[somebodysittingthereallthetime]

Chaos On The Bridge (2014)

[footnoteinhistory]

Legends only!

[catchymemes]

[utopians]

alright bc I literally cannot stop thinking abt nuclear waste long-term warning signs bc it’s literally the most profound eldritch shit I have ever heard about. I’m gonna need you to suspend your disbelief and imagine a society far in the future that has somehow gone through another dark age since now and gotten to about our level of technology but has little to no understanding of radiation. cool you are now on board so. 

literally can you imagine being some fucking 25th century scientist discovering a field of massive concrete spikes in some desolate russian wilderness with inscriptions in literally hundreds of archaic languages on them? like. as it becomes a big archaeological curiosity you’re analyzing the text and the bizarre architecture and flying in translation experts from all around the world and trying to find out what exactly this place is. some kind of strange religious monument? a memorial, maybe? some outlandish form of art? you’ve literally never seen anything else like it. 

as the months press on, the translation effort finally reaches a breakthrough, and the many research teams come to a disturbing consensus. the inscriptions say some translated variation of ‘this is a warning. pay careful attention. we believed ourselves to be a powerful civilization. this is not a place of honor. this is not a place of worship. nothing here is valued. this is a repulsive place. the danger is still here, in your time as it was in ours. it is below you. it is a danger to the flesh. it can kill. this place should be forgotten’ over and over and over in every conceivable ancient language. no one is sure how to interpret it.

that is, no one is sure how to interpret it until years after the fact. a shocking number of the people who spent those long months working there are beginning to die off. the rate of cancer among your small population is astronomical – it’s like a curse has struck you. researcher after researcher dies, knowing exactly the perpetrator of their end as they waste away.

the wind howls like laughter between the great concrete spires of the abandoned archaeological site. the forest of death is left empty and desolate once more. the hundreds of carved warnings sit silent, unheeded, the echoes of a long-dead civilization’s pleas to look away, to not turn back and glance at sodom, to let their sleeping god die. 

this place is not a place of honor

[fantasmalresplendent]

The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t?” and "We choose to be good because of our bonds with other people" and "What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday" and "If soulmates do exist, they aren't found, they're made" and "That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning" and "The answer is friends" and "That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love" and I think that's very sexy of them

[whitepeopletwitter]