Low Quality Child

Previously galoribles. I have plants and a fish who hates me. I am also a low quality child.

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[arsnof]

Did they even ask the shrimp or are they just a bunch of haters in labcoats?

[moonlightbuckleys]

brennan’s revenge against player fuckery (emily and ally’s shenanigans to be specific) has been both been bird themed. brennan you are not beating the bird guy allegations

[mymusic-is-too-loud]

[pikslasrce]

[dugaodna]

[seabeck]

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[farmlesbians]

[byjove]

[meatmite]

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Daily reminder that piracy is media preservation and intellectual property rights are one of the worst things to ever be invented

[enbycarp]

What pride flag is this (wrong answers only)

[enbycarp]

Reddit's best answer

[sunshine-tattoo]

gay but only in a 1970s way

[annabelle--cane]

national identities were a hoax invented by Big Nineteenth Century to sell more fascism

[passion-of-l0vers]

call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me

[bowelflies]

sea butterflies, Limacina helicina (Gastropoda: Limacinidae)

source

[hunter-rodrigez]

It's hard to see here... but sea butterflies are a kind of snail

[theyoungwaldschrat]

It is literally impossible to come up with a fantasy worldbuilding concept that is more outlandishly weird, wonderous and magical than something that already exists in the real world

[1anonyymous1]

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier.

[jdandress]

Oodles of Strudel has only existed four days, but they already know not to stick your hand in the Strudel Dimension.

What do you think happens if you do?

Unleashes the Strudel Cuties.

Transmutes your hand into strudel.

Destabilizes the strudel portal.

Nothing, it's just unsanitary.

Nothing, but you're putting your arm in the way of the strudel blade.

Something else (leave it in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2024

[moonlightmagical]

“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.