another day another delusion

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[tiredvangogh]

Is it to much to ask to have a handsome knight kneel in front of me, vowing to protect me with his sword, while we exchange knowing glances?

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[dragongirlsnout]

You are soooo jealous of the microdragongirl's guerilla napping abilities

[dragongirlsnout]

Handbag. Cupholder. Between the couch cushions. Half-empty teapot. Another girl's bra. You cannot prevent me from getting comfy cosy and eepy meepy in a way that matters.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

[k-simplex]

Noticing my shoes hurt and, because I'm a systemspilled analytical thinker, immediately thinking "Who benefits?"

[pankendev]

why i never

[pankendev]

[now more experienced] why i sometimes

[dogsandphilosophers]

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[cuppydogshane]

me and the mutuals are giving some minor characters rich inner worlds later if you wanna pull up. yeah its gonna be all day.

[labcorphehe-deactivated20260118]

tmi stands for tell me immediately

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[lunarkittens]

something: is pink

me: i’m fucking sold

[farcryfromhere-moved]

Visit Original Link

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[alleycatboy]

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke