just a raccoon

i have no clue what im doing | he/him but im fine with they/them | this blog is just going to be filled with my hyperfixations so im sorry in advance

[haaarpb]

[haaarpb]

[blemgoid]

install ghoul synonyms

[dizzydevious]

[syrenki]

i just felt myself becoming a memory

[syrenki]

i just felt myself being forgotten

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[thisisallcameronsfault]

Holy shit so, i open my dash just now, and i get a funny cat meme. Cool, i love cat memes.

I scroll. Several posts go by. I realize its still all cats.

I scroll faster. Cats all the way down. Cats in little knit hats. Cats from 1918. Cats making the wold go 'round by licking the globe.

For a brief instant, i believed my entire dash had truly been taken over by cats. Maybe this was an odd tumblr in-joke id missed. Maybe my mutuals had collectively been cursed to become cats.

In the end, it's actually because i had put "cats" in the search bar earlier and forgot about it. But i still remain wary

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Hey! do you have tips to write a phone call? so what the character is doing during this time? i can't just write dialogue, right?

Hey :)

Here are some options for you:

How to write a phone call

Doing something other than talking:

washing dishes (very noisy)

folding laundry

brushing teeths (some people hate to hear that)

lying on their back on the floor or their bed, kicking up their feet, staring at the ceiling

walking up and down the room

getting distracted

trying on clothes, missing half of the conversation with their head stuck in a hoodie

doing their makeup and hair

drinking or eating

vacuuming (the noisiest)

doing their hobbies; eg. crafting, puzzling, drawing, colouring, etc.

going on a walk

going on a run (heavy breathing included)

running errands

driving around in their car

using public transport (an annoyance for everyone around them)

I hope this helps!

- Jana

[quarter0master]

[noonseow]

[homkamiro]

In another universe?

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[twinkprison]

I love the saying ‘you’re dead wrong’. you’re so stupid you have died

[sector-v]

Extremely irksome as an autistic person to ask a clarifying question and be told you’re “splitting hairs” when you genuinely just don’t understand because there isn’t enough information. Like, buddy. This is me at my most basic level of “what do you mean by that.” You wanna see me split hairs? If you really saw how thin I could slice a hair you’d hurl

[sector-v]

I will split a hair into smaller halves every hour my demands of mutual participation in communication are not met

[kushblazer666]

me: **anything but leftovers anything but leftovers anything but leftovers**

me: hey mom what’s for dinner?

my mom:

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[vortahoney]

Translator? Why not trans now?

[vortahoney]

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.