[holyfilaments-remade-deactivate]

Me

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

“Call the cops like I give a fuck”

[annerocious]

Damn it, Anita.

[headlikea-sugartown]

I’m in love

[lrp-dan]

The real news story makes it even better.

[thehandofnerevar-blog]

A flying kick to the head in half-plate.

Guys, I think white tabard lost this round.

[saintcranky]

BUT WOMEN CAN’T WEAR ARMOR BECAUSE IT LACKS AGILITY AND STUFF.

[shadowedformlovingheart-blog]

@bikiniarmorbattledamage 

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

Yet another real-life evidence for why the weight and agility arguments against wearing full armor are laughable.

~ Ozzie

I imagine sword fights would have been a dreadfully dull affair if armor was as heavy as many people have been led to believe it was.

For those interested in the realities of armor, Dirk H. Breiding, Assitant Curator, Department of Arms and Armor, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, did a great talk on the misconceptions vs realities of medieval armors.  

He’s approaching it from the point of view of historian and preservationist so it’s a little dry in places but is a great discussion of misconceptions and includes so additional demonstrations of how a warrior can move in plate armor.

- wincenworks

More on Plate Armor on BABD

[hellhound-wrangler]

So the armor thing is really interesting, but mostly I’m just wondering how white tabard managed to piss off people so badly that someone came barging into his sparring match to kick him in the head.

[dustmonkeyapparel]

Not a sparring match its bohurt 5v5 fight. These guys are polish national fighters.

[lrp-dan]

Full respect to the men and women who do this.....that’s real steel, that’s a real kick to the head.

The motto seems to be ‘Everything is a weapon.”

[occupycityrail]

Iconic.

[heavymetalscientist]

I mean… it’s entirely true.

[lrp-dan]

How can she say this, I mean, just look at the rest of the world, all the things that men have.......oh yeah.

[lrp-dan]

Social Media....

I said it on Facebook, and I’m going to say it here....

Social media can be a wonderful thing, it can bring family and friends closer together when they are separated by half the world, it can reunite friends that haven't seen each other in years. It's a great way to share ideas, meet new people, and learn new things. But sometimes.....sometimes you read something so unfathomably dumb you just have to retreat to your happy place and scream into a pillow until the dumb goes away. 

[primevideouk]

This Winter is going to be Hell… 

Lucifer falls to Amazon Prime on 26 January.

[lrp-dan]

I so want this to be...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronicles_of_Wormwood

[ladyshinga]

“Women are too emotional and men are the logical minded ones who can handle leadership and logical things better”

“Men are slaves to their biological needs, they NEED to leer at women and rape them and catcall them and they just have aggressive anger emotions because of nature so they can’t help it, sorry, lol, you can’t get mad at men for getting creepy with underage girls because it’s just biology”

Pick one, dudes. You’re either somehow more logically advanced than us emotional women, or you’re slaves to your “biology” and can’t overcome any of that so it’s an excuse for bad behavior.

You can’t have both.

[lrp-dan]

We shouldn’t have either.

As to first point, is it only me that see’s a correlation between the people who make gender wide generalistions and those people who are in fact, sadly lacking, in any and all redeeming personal qualities. Don’t use the fact that one of us is good at something to try an evaluate yourself over the level of misogynistic pond slime,

Onto point two. Why? Why do we (men) feel the need to do this? Why do we have to defend the very worst traits of our gender by trying to pass it of as ‘nature’. If you’re a ‘slave’ to your nature, you’re no better worse than an animal and therefore should be treated as one worse than one and stuck in a zoo, thrown in a pit. 

[lrp-dan]

lrp-dan: *shouting from the other room* WHY AM i READING THE COMMENTS?

Me: DON'T READ THE COMMENTS!

lrp-dan: TOO LATE, I'VE DONE IT. OH GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

[fadetouched]

when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg:

[lrp-dan]

Yup

[fenrir-kin]

THIS THING IS EVEN CREEPIER IN PERSON OH MY FUCKING GODS

[lrp-dan]

It’s.....in....my....house.

[lrp-dan]

LRP Characters (fighting them)

Should you fight my characters?

Idea pinched from @skeletonmug via @lil-miss-choc

Jago Sevartarin (Hidden Country)

Such as a bad idea, if Jago does blow you up with home made IED, then his sister Anzhela (@fenrir-kin) will remove many of your limbs with her sword. Best advise...avoid, or nuke from orbit.

Marcus Aquila (Heroes and Dragons)

You’re in for a hell of a scrap, although he is just one man. During sun-up he will have his bone sword and crossbow, during night time...his magical powers become active. He’s not exactly a popular man so, strength in numbers would probably take him down.

Gabriel Knight (Hidden Country)

Tricky....he IS ‘mostly’ dead already. What trouble can a soul-less demon hunter with a shotgun cause you anyway? 

Vyper (Colony Wars)

Part of a two man ‘Army of Two’ pair, more guns and explosives than any normal person should need, has some grade A backup in terms of his partner ‘Jack’. Long range strike or carpet bombing probably best.

Loken (Dumnonni Chronicles)

No.....just No. Fire and death await you. Then un-death, more fire, and more death.

The Sleeper (Vault 57)

Impossible, he saw you coming in a vision and has already hauled his mutated body somewhere else. Nice try though.

[fenrir-kin]

Scrappy Doo.

… you come into MY HOUSE

[fenrir-kin]

This just in: @shieldmaidenuk thinks she’s funny ¬_¬

[lrp-dan]

News update.....Scientists confirm @shieldmaidenuk is indeed ‘funny as hell’

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

Get To Know Me Meme — [8/15] Favorite Female Characters: Aria T’Loak

“I’m the boss, CEO, queen if you’re feeling dramatic. It doesn’t matter. Omega has no titled ruler and only one rule. Don’t fuck with Aria.”

[lrp-dan]

I’ll be in my bunk......

[franklinclinton]

Liara T'Soni Appreciation ↳ “I’m afraid I’m not very interesting, Commander. I spend most of my time on remote digs, unearthing mundane items buried in long-forgotten Prothean ruins.”

[lrp-dan]

Now, who do we know who could cosplay this character right out of the park?

[sometimesraven-deactivated20190]

@fenrir-kin EXPLAIN YOUR CUPID’S BOW, WOMAN. IT’S RIDICULOUS. NO HUMAN BEING HAS A CUPID’S BOW LIKE THAT.

[fenrir-kin]

WHAT

what prompted this

i’m so confused

what did i do now?

[sometimesraven-deactivated20190]

You’re too pretty. Tone it down a little so the rest of us can have some, yeh? 

[fenrir-kin]

I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[lrp-dan]

Our mutual friends will have to forgive @fenrir-kin , Upon closer, and longer term observation, this subject is pathologically incapable of knowing what to do when complimented. I have found that writing the compliment on a rolled up newspaper and a swift bop on the head with aforementioned newspaper gets the point across.

[julshii]

[castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis]

Please spread this gem like wildfire.

[skeletqn-deactivated20191013]

Forever reblog

[willtumblefortea]

@amusinganomaly @sareg0d @glitter-otica @xrainbowheartx

[runcibility]

Never gets old. Love this so much.

[totallyajournal]

I need a watermelon. Just for days when I have self doubt

[lrp-dan]

Two thing....

a) @fenrir-kin 

b) That is seriously hot.   

[creaturesfromdreams]

Everynight I burn by auramante

[lrp-dan]

The greatest love story every told. 

People die, buildings burn, but real love.....

[lrp-dan]

Following someone

because they have a cool sounding name...only to find out their blog is full of wonderfully awesome stuff.