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[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Most Celebrities: embarassed by their old tweets, pretend they don’t exist.

Ice T:

[aintmyjewelry]

the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling

[aintmyjewelry]

that’s a corpse just walking around

[powerfulwizard]

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[apricitystudies]

a zoom university meme pack created by yours truly to celebrate (approximately) 1 year of remote learning

[valtsv]

sitcom about living with a wizard

[valtsv]

roommage

[thetrashchronicles]

is the wizard gay

[valtsv]

is water wet

[edgebug]

can't wait til i get vaccinated so i can go to goodwill and replace my entire wardrobe with only things that a gay magician or deeply amoral bartender aboard a space station (also gay) would wear

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Trombone squid

[therebloggerbird]

Old God Clippy

[lunelvathetwintail]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph around.

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

Credit: NASA

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Yeah but give the guy a parachute if he falls lol there’s mountains right there

[maybe-thelast-time-deactivated2]

[bollzyy-deactivated20220904]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

nocho chease

[lostcryptids]

“horror is about romance and healing and love blah blah blah” no actually horror is about giant monsters and creatures and beasts.

[lostcryptids]

can you guys stop tagging this why not both. i hate romance and healing and i love monsters. get out of here 

[mybrainstormingexercises]

[owenology]

hides my face . ive developed gay for picard syndrome i think it’s fatal

😔

[owenology]

ITS NOT MY FAULT HES A WHORE

[brucebocchi]

they should invent water for men

[dunmertitty]

[husband]

i hope that i’m more than just a stupid fruit to you…

[husband]

[pancakeke]

I don't know if any of you had the same experience as me, but I tried therapy when I was a teenager living in an abusive household and thought it was a waste of time. Ultimately my biggest problems (dad) were beyond my control and no amount of coping would make them better. Now that I'm an adult with actual control over my life and don't live with my dad anymore therapy is MUCH more helpful.

If any of you had bad experiences with therapy when you were younger it may be worth it to try again now.

[pancakeke]

THE SAME GOES FOR MEDICATION!! I tried meds as a teenager and they were powerless to help much due to my living situation being horrible. I thought that meant medication didn't work for me. Now that I'm out of that situation and trying agajn I can really see a difference.

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[autisticexpression]

Damn

[almost-always-eventually-right]

We did it. We won.