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lol i dare you to kill me. i triple dog dare you to pin me to the ground and strangle me to death, staring tearfully into my eyes, watching as the light leaves them. to break down sobbing at the act you have committed, knowing that it had to be done, yet still feeling the weight of having just snuffed out the life of the one you loved so much. then my ghost comes out and you gotta kick her ass too. i fucking quadruple dog dare you lmao

#rebolg #I’m always saying this

higgsbison

happy glorious 25th of may

#rebolg #this is one of if not my favorite book monologues ever i'm so glad it got a comic adaptation #<3

eviethekiwi

have a demure small penis saturday

perceived skill

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

pitbolshevik

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

pitbolshevik

omw to go sit in your pool

gaymageclub

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

songsofwaterandnight

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

greatmountainfloofsquatch

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

weaselle

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

frottinq

new phobia just dropped

turnipfritters

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

#rebolg

nyancrimew

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

msmaev

Once you know all the logic tricks to play minesweeper, you end up in a state of exercised mastery. The goal is not to solve individuals puzzles but to tease out more and more from her while denying her every chance to explode, every chance to deny you your total dominance over her.

In short, mastery over minesweeper is mastery over edging the program.