my dudes

Lucas 2З

[corrucyst]

they dont tell you this at costco orientation but Turns out that the most insane sloppy head game on earth belongs to married soccer moms.

[corrucyst]

[coughloop]

if Benjamin Franklin was alive to day he would be up late every night making bedroom pop fuck jams

[omegaverse]

no he wouldn't

[coughloop]

you dont love him like i love him

[omegaverse]

he's in heaven googling videos of bitches making it fart

[amygdalae]

my Tav, failing three sleight of hand checks in a row: Damn! Can't get this stubborn lock open. Astarion, come over here and take a crack at it, please.

Astarion:

[pseudocapsicum]

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

[pollutioner-deactivated20160912]

sword

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

blocked

[vulgarmaw]

Parried

[cryptotheism]

I think the fattest wild pigeon in a given city should be venerated as a sort of civic deity.

[viejospellejos]

Coming in hot

[official-kircheis]

F-22s have nothing on this motherfucker

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Did he steal a purse? Lol

[sexhaver]

one guy in the balloon literally said "grab it" to the other one LMFAOOOO

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

STOP

[angelofdarknessmp3]

[cybelusreverie]

i thought watching breaking bad would make this picture make more sense and it did not. who made yhis and why. why would you make huell a star

[2nowfort]

im gonna throw up

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

eraserhead baby

[coughloop]

Bobby hill

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tauforged]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

[dennisreynoldslocalwhore]

the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[brbgensokyo]

[gravegospel]

anyone with the fucking strength to

[joey-wheeler-official]

Anyone with lacking enough moral fiber