[thisisshitposting]

[stolentweets]

[animusrox]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

[akutamis]

Um actually,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[sizvideos]

[skunkandburningtires]

Jarvis talking to Deadpool

[shpideypool]

THIS IS PURE GOLD

[bestfunny]

[hullocolin-deactivated20240427]

[kibumkim]

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

[primordial-boy-soup]

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

[kibumkim]

“1,000,000 feet”

[poetrylesbian]

This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

[thecatranimal]

Were running out of content

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[writing-prompt-s]

Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism.” They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

[lordachoo]

This procedure results in the worlds richest people donating excessive amounts of money ahead of the event in an attempt to avoid being hit by a real life blue shell. Thus adding to the overall annual donation.

[sapphic-giraffic]

Y'all think this is a joke but that’s literally how taxes are *supposed* to work

[forgamers]

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

“Nah son, get outta here!” 😩😭

[colachampagnedad]

😭😭😭

[rebel-in-tartan]

MY HEART

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Oh my god

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[kidslovecudi]

[hikoiii]

kid cudi dancing to electric feel is so beautiful 

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

He is the most beautiful man in the world

[40ouncesofgarbage]

This is my sexuality.