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[commiegoth]

I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

[gauntletqueen]

It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas

[infininoodle]

[fodsley]

goncharov fanfiction isnt even fanfiction you are just writing fiction you have been tricked into writing stories

[thefallingdream]

[catchymemes]

[penny-anna]

ok let’s start workshopping this!! ways they could address why Geralt is Liam Hemsworth now:

- he regenerates

- gets his face eaten by magical face eating slugs and has to get a new one

- plastic surgery

- time cut several years into the future & they try to pass off Hemsworth as an older Cavill

- Geralt has to go undercover, has someone transform his face into a different face

- have him wear a mask for the whole season

- put Hemsworth in elaborate make up to make him look like Cavill

- gets hit with curse of Hemsworth (turns u into a Hemsworth brother)

- that’s not Geralt, that’s his long lost brother, Gerald

- whole episode face/off reference

- Geralt gets killed so they transfer his consciousness into a cloned body provided by Garfield the Deals Warlock

- gets bitten by a Liam Hemsworth and transforms into one

- Geralt gets merged with an alternate version of himself from another dimension

- Geralt gets turned into a cardboard cut out and Jaskier has to reconstruct his face but he cocks it up so Geralt just has a new face now

- reveal that Geralt has actually been wearing a Henry Cavill mask this whole time & this is his real face

- witchers have shapeshifting powers but don’t use them

- Jaskier & only Jaskier keeps saying that Geralt looks kind of different, everyone else insists they have no idea what he’s talking about

- his face just does that

[leidensygdom]

"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-

[memewhore]

[pancakeke]

finally a good update

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[memewhore]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

The problem with nuclear power plants is that you would want the workers to observe the processes carefully to avoid disaster, however nuclear power plants generate energy by boiling water, so the plant technicians can’t watch what’s happening or the water won’t boil due to the Watchpot Phenomenon. Thankfully scientists have overcome this hurdle in recent decades by squinting so the water thinks their eyes are closed and that it isn’t being watched

[3000s]

i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[a-large-orange-cat]

tumblr advertising "you can ask neil gaiman questions about his works!" like that isn't something you can do literally any day of the week on here

[guerrillatech]

[evilkitten3]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[bunniope]

they shouldve killed him for this

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[guerrillatech]