Maaaaaate You're Dreaming

19 - she/her - kiwi as bro Just a shit blog where I post random stuff

[just-shower-thoughts]

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

[webkinzlid]

2009-2011 youtube aes

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

[primordial0riginator]

Our house in the middle of our

House

[godshelltarget]

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[hipstered]

Me trying to express how I feel: idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

[samalsoblogs]

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

[amarakaran]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[msmarvel]

Riz Ahmed Could Start a Boy Band with Guys He Met During an Airport Security Search.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a part-time superhero. You’ll use your powers to fight crime if you happen to be in the area, but not if it’s too much of an inconvenience.

[strongwomenandstrongcoffee]

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mwrrk-deactivated20190526]

[kelssiel]

why is My Immortal the biggest goddamn mystery on the internet? why is the author behind this more of a cryptid than Tommy Wiseau? why are there so many conspiracies about this one bad fanfic? i need a 17 page essay with annotated citations on this nonsense

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I know you’re joking but My Immortal is genuinely required reading in a class about fanfiction at Princeton so people in an ivy league school likely have written essays on it and academia is fake and nothing means anything.

[lucifers-massive-dong]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die