Mechatrampleme

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[sandmandaddy69]

[woodrider]

may cause eye strain

[inwardhardar]

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[oldmanpusspuss]

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

[oldmanpusspuss]

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anyataylorjoys]

[dogpuppy]

[kristina100000]

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

[starjasmines]

women matter.

[kristina100000]

sorry

[dogpuppy]

[mangonetics]

comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:

generalized deficiency

phlegmatic (only surviving humour)

woman

whale ate your parents

whale didn't eat your parents

put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

[oneheadtoanother]

[kaijuno]

[wizardshark]

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

[wizardshark]

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[ackaff]

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond