uhh can i get a refund?

Scorpio | 18 | ENTP | She/They Disaster Lesbian™

[laughingsquid]

A Woman Put Together a Star Trek Starfleet Uniform Outfit Seemingly by Accident

[sleepysnowfinch]

Accident? Yeah, right. This woman is clearly a Starfleet admiral. 

[thesylverlining]

This is:

Completely beautiful

No way in hell by accident

Me in 50 years

[yescene]

[jelloapocalypse]

Original Scooby-Doo is hilarious

[movedaccount12345-deactivated20]

Oh look it’s God

[the-worm-man]

He made it with his thought and 0.000001% power

[aqueerkettleofish]

I remember this episode and it’s worth pointing out that all of the villian-in-rubber-mask’s hijinks were explained…. BUT THIS WASN’T.

[allegedserialkiller]

being self-aware fucking sucks i wish i was a cucumber

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Tumblr just rolled out a group chat feature. They apparently appear at random for you to join, and the messages disappear after 24 hours. And they have random themes. The one I’m in right now is DnD themed with tumblrbot randomly suggesting bad DnD jokes.

Tumblr literally thought this site needs a luminal space that functional effectively as a PvP zone you randomly spawn into against your will.

This is incredible. Literally I could not have predicted this.I’m fucking reeling.

[i-am-a-fish]

this is the most powerful picture I have of myself

[red-crayon]

OP why are your feet censored

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m afraid of a very specific group of people

[skullgod-supreme]

OP I will give you trillions of dollars if you give me the uncensored version of this picture

[i-am-a-fish]

actually on second thought fuck it http://ko-fi.com/goldiegurston 

[i-am-a-fish]

they’re on to me

[stegodandy]

Why do you have 4 fingers on your right hand

[i-am-a-fish]

I only need four

[songsofnightvale]

Visit Original Link

The Bus is Late-Satellite High.

From episode two: Glow Cloud

[kingcheddarxvii]

WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

[rejisol]

Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up

[princessparadoxical]

Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.

[uozlulu]

Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts

[vorpalgirl]

….well this is a psa that needs to go around

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[beverlyroadgoose]

minimalist bedrooms are nice but you’ll never catch my cluttered materialist ass alive

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[uglyassprettyboy]

Why don’t we discuss the vast amount of underaged dating within the LGBT community? We only crucify creepy men preying on young girls, but it doesn’t stop there.

[uglyassprettyboy]

For example:

I know of a couple that met when one was 15-16, and according to my calculations, that would make her partner at least 26 at the time they got together. Now, they receive a lot of praise on here but every time I saw their pix, I felt sick to my stomach. 

[uglyassprettyboy]

Because we don’t talk about it, we young people walking around thinking this behaviour is okay.

I had a girl try to get at me one time who said she was 21 and ended up being 17. When I found out her real age I ceased communication and dead the shit immediately. She kept trying to contact me because she couldn’t wrap her mind around it…saying she was “grown” and that she’s “been with older women before,” like that makes it okay.

I’m in NO WAY blaming her…I blame all of us who see this shit going on and don’t speak up. When we see men seeking out younger women, we’re all up in arms and are quick to drag them. But when it’s a same-gender couple, why don’t we have the same reaction?

[sea-chief]

When I went to Pride I remember there was a girl in her 20s who thought I was cute and tried to flirt with me. When she asked my age and I said I was 17 she immediately backed off.

This is how people need to react to this shit. Stop flirting with minors when you’re an adult. Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean that it isn’t just as creepy as when college guys flirt with high school girls

[florideae]

not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

Preferred pronouns?

dont talk about me

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[mynamebatman]

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.