DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

Luck, Jackass Supreme [ YEET-HAW ]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[lucklesslongshot]

lmao got my ass up here fair and square

[steelplatedhearts]

environmental storytelling

[catskillcollective]

[superbeans89]

[spacenoirdetective]

So they came in to our gravity It was Armageddon, what a black day

Earth-to-space felicitations

Sending nuke codes, detonations

HARRY, ARE YOU OKAY? SO HARRY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, HARRY?

[parakavka]

[parakavka]

The tags on this are absolute gems

[luminouslumity]

[medic981]

[hinochi-darenimo]

[targetedknowledge]

[bethanythebogwitch]

You CREATE Miette? you drag her from peaceful nonexistance into loud reality? oh! oh! jail for demiurge! jail for demiurge for One Thousand Years!

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[chimerainabox]

lil guy

[lucklesslongshot]

artblog reblog

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[chimerainabox]

frank and his goopy little parasite, Milo

[lucklesslongshot]

artblog reblog

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[foreignfirefly]

This is the funniest thing ive seen this week.

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

[quecksilvereyes]

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

[theropoda]

children eleven thousand years ago enjoyed jumping around in puddles made from the footprints of a giant sloth. children loved muddy puddles so long ago there were still megafauna alive

[captainlordauditor]

There’s a record of an emperor of Japan in the 9th century talking about his cat - how pretty it is, and how it stalks birds and curls up in a circle and meows mournfully for company and escaped its collar. All completely normal ordinary cat things. And then it ends with him saying “it is superior to all other cats”. I am delighted to be united across 1200 years with this fellow cat owner with exactly the same feelings about his cat that I have about mine.

[lucklesslongshot]

does this butter your balls?

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[chimerainabox]

:)

[lucklesslongshot]

artblog reblog

[your-raifu-is-shit]