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@luckynamegame
ratatouille went so hard and it didn’t even have to
this is a kid’s movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like i’ve just been flayed bald
Never forget this iconic speech
An honest to God wholesome movie.
Kids aren’t dumb. They learn this stuff.
One of the best Pixar movies imo
Up (2009)
1 minute after midnight tonight
THEY WERE JUST MEANT TO BE
if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild
brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.
me: no??? that’s mean???
brain: polar bear, then
me: no
brain: the lions just got fed raw meat
me: yes?
brain: steal it and eat it in front of them
me: …
rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received
I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain.
sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering
@harinezumiko
This 100% was me at the zoo. Don’t touch Melon, he’s mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it? Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won’t get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine. Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM. The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don’t have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we’re putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it. The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they’ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don’t give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.) The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she’s on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets. Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac’s enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she’s a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite. The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man. All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don’t know you and they are very distressed that you’re taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.
this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you
as biologist, can confirm
brain: that frog is very small me: well spotted, brain brain: put smol frog in mouth me: no!
brain: that lynx…looks so fluffy… me: it does brain: we should pet it. me: it’s awake and angry so no.
brain: baaaaby bunny. me: yup. brain: baby bunny goes in pocket me: nooo it doesn’t.
I made a book of “magic spells” and left it at a metaphysical shop. See more spells on Facebook.
There are tears in my eyes. So. Funny.
(No offense meant to my pagan followers, but I think everyone can appreciate the humor here)
#honestly i dont care if its fake
It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG
the gods have spoken
I literally busted out laughing at this picture
Fortnite deadass has a new thing where you play as a group of criminals with an associated card suit
And like… do they know?
Do they know what this means?
OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!
I’ve been searching for this for 20 minutes.
Taako: I stand up to my full wizarding height– Merle: Which is two foot higher with the hat. Taako: Yeah. Excellent. And I shout, “Abra-ca-fuck-you!” And I cast MagicMissile at'em.
Faces behind the comics
BONUS! Hyperbole And A Half — Allie Brosh
This is so surreal seeing the actual artist
AWESOME👌🏼💖
The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on
This may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think I’ve ever seen.
“How the fuck did you know that would work?”
“I didn’t, dude, I just fucking panicked.”
I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice
“HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”
Art by Dan Norton
get rekt
This version of Batman is criminally underrated
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