Royal Flush

[the-quasar-hero]

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

[lordmeowdemort]

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

[dontmindme-imjustfangirlin]

op is right and i have a gift for them

[the-quasar-hero]

Thank you for knowing I’m right and thank you for the image

[ultimate-whovian]

[signedcentaur-deactivated201903]

Open the door

Get on the floor

[vardaelcntari]

Roses are red

Gandalf wears lace

[chongoblog]

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

[chongoblog]

[kraetys]

Sans undertale?

Sunder?

Santale?

Tale-san?

[xaveronx]

[doctor-von-raum]

[marsh-room]

[tornadofag-moved-deactivated201]

[ruimtetijd]

there are so many layers to some of these its like knowing some kind of dialect

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[au-kittenby]

How long until Tumblr flags this?

[theperksofneurodivergency]

they won’t cause it’s not flesh coloured

[bearimy-dot]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

[nethilia]

whitepeople.jpg

[inixoq-blog-deactivated20231103]

I can’t stop thinking of this and how it describes white people’s attitude towards Mexican food perfectly. 

[imsofargone24]

😂

[siliquasquama]

[blackness-by-your-side]

LMAO

[sushinfood]

i’m so happy for her

[warmbubbly]

I’m happy she’s back

[akibako13]

結構前に描いた絵だけど、もったいないから上げとく

[arc-ryder]

Tumblr the kinda nigga that will go to a house party and smoke weed, but call the cops on the same party because the girl they tried to get with don't want them.

[ratsbby]

Everyone on tumblr rn

[writing-prompt-s]

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

[transgirl-link]

I am the American healthcare system

[writing-prompt-s]

Omg

[pattern-recognition]

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

[a-really-bad-decision]

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[itskyalenotkyle]

College be like